Monkeys Fist

I wonder if we’d had that Lab/Lib Dem coalition, whether we’d now have PR in place?

It’s insane that this was did for Brown, when you look at what’s gone in on the last few encumbent’s tenures. Especially since, as you rightly point out, he was being 100% honest.

If he was an actual superhero, that’d be a good superpower to have- everything within a 500m radius becomes utterly useless. As a “manager” it’s turbo shit. Regardless of the opinions of 4-5 talking heads and brown tongues, upwards of a million people, from Birmingham, through Yorkshire to Newcastle via Mutantville, think he’s a fucking useless pile of lard through having him as their gaffer.

What do think he’ll be asking about, do you reckon?

Has anyone told Edwards that Bruce is heterosexual?

No, but they did tell me to BOGOF, so…

Just been in to the Taste of India too, if they’ve got anything they’ll let me know. ( cctv, not poppadoms obvs).

👍 There’s a place over the road from the pub with four cameras, all of which will have it if they’re operating, but it was closed when I got there, so, fingers crossed.

Nah, it’s the small shopping area of Forest Hall where it happened, so no residential. I hope we can get the plates because I’ll be pretty feckin angry if he gets away with it.

So, young Miss Fist was hit by a car yesterday evening whilst on a pedestrian crossing just outside the Scotsman pub in Forest Hall. She’s not got any broken bones but has soft-tissue damage around her ankle and calf, and was very shook up last night. She can’t walk on her ankle today. She said the car was going very fast through the shops- it was pissing down at the time. He stopped, asked her if she was ok, and then drove off. I’ve been to the Scotsman, the landlord is going to have a look , he says he’ll almost definitely have it on his camera, but he said it’s unlikely he’ll be able to make out a reg plate because of the lighting. Sainsburys have the bloke booting it through the shops, but no plate, and no footage of the crossing. There’s a newsagents with high quality cctv further up, if he can get the plates of the bloke coming in to the shops, hopefully all the footage can be linked in to a timeline. I rang 101 to report it, and there’s a Copper calling on Wednesday morning. I’ve done most of his job for him, but if there’s no plate, the fucker has got away with it. ( Anyone know if Dutty Custard was in the ‘hood at the weekend? )

Any journo with even a passing interest in us would know that out of our 5 most popular mangers of the last 20-30 years, only one was born in the North East. Keegan Robson Hughton Benitez Howe. Puts the whole argument to bed tbh.

He’s an adult ffs!

Vic and Bob have definitely put my route together today. Eranu!

Totty? CT has a cracking pair of thrupennies- send them a dick pic and you’ll get a tiddy shot in return 👍

I remember in 74 every single shop wherever you went had black and white all over, and tinfoil FA cups

“ Well Alex, now that I’ve retired, I’ll have a bit more time on my trotters, I think I’ll open a Twitter and chat with my fans ?” ” Err, I wouldn’t bother Dad, … *sweats* … there’s no Twitter in Portugal!!!” “ You’re a good lad Alex, pass that kebab over please “

Sure he said he was going to retire after us, maybe the pain of opening another offshore account for his payoff from WBA will tip him over the edge. Poor bloke, I’d say he must be beside himself , but in his case he actually is, the fucking wobble.

They’re not allowed on 23andMe as they keep crashing the site.

I did, aye, she was quite the distraction- all pink hair, tats and tits. Dressing gowns are mint.

That and his side gig as a slum landlord, aye.

“ Mustn’t laugh when the door opens…”