Monkeys Fist

First their club turned in to a Clown’s Shoe, then they took away the Air Show, and now, this! Sunderland's National Glass Centre set to move over costly repairs https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-tyne-64250082

Downie bursting for a piss.

This lad, ewerk and CT should form a club. The Mini Mycologists.

Big Dan Burn is gonna over cook their Quinoa

Any more of this and you’ll get a good Haydn.

Fucking hell - he makes Joelinton look like Fraser.

Thankee

Let’s hope it’s a realistic statue and displays his full, nine-fingered glory. He’s an actual anti-mackem, literally and digitally.

Recipe please.

Fuck. He never really had huge commercial success but he was massively influential. Never realised he was 78 either. RIP

I mean, come on!!

I laughed my tits Orff.

Guaranteed she’s got a minge like the Predator’s face.

Chubby chaser, paying for the poundage.

£6.5m if he cleans the shit off the seats first.

Because other than twice hitting the giddy heights of 7th, that’s their place in the Premier League whenever they stink the place up. They’ve finished below 15th more times than anything else.

With this as our walk on music?

I’m just picturing Renton quietly cursing his life as he puts stabilisers on his bike.

I wonder what the timeline was there ? Did Guntzilla drop her dinner first, then Einstein went Turd Bobbing?

Imagine waiting 53 years to see us lift a cup, only to find out CT is sat next to you Do the decent thing Tubs, get some Blue Moon in and order a new Garden Sofa from Gypsy George’s Legit House Clearance Warehouse.

That’s what she said.

Careful, @PaddockLad will be calling you Twa Bellies.