Monkeys Fist

Barry Venison, that, man.

* Trigger warning for @Howmanheyman

Pinkeye is out in Spankbang just now too.

How are you meant to see an 8mm capsule in your tyres from 50ft away?

I would drive one, yes. In to a wall.

Will I fuck be driving back though. Game to watch, beer to be imbibed, hookers to kill, dance floors at Gloomy’s gaff to be shredded.

The bloke who posted that initial tweet looks exactly like you’d expect him to.

Sorry KCG and Holden Mcgroin. I appear to have wiped your comments inadvertently.

The problem with the undecuple pivot is that it can quickly become a vache espanol , and once that happens you’re only a Kleine Sheidegg away from total a runaway Wilmington.

Never realised Pope Benedict was a MLF.

Tbf, they do like them young.

Even though I’m not a betting man, I’d put money on us; 1- Not having some daft lad splitting his head open by diving in to the 1ft deep fountain. 2- Not having a naked granny taking a shit in said fountain.

I mean, there’s halftime.

That scene man…

NUFC shithousery thread

Behave.

Get in the bath.

Oooh, VAR for handball