Monkeys Fist

Tbf, Demi’s actual nips aren’t really her nips any more.

Didn’t take much convincing last time mind

Isn’t he doing away with the Dept of Education?

Because the queue for C&C was massive, whereas there was nobody at the other Collect point that I went to, after my tactical raid in to the store itself. Also, picking up a couple of bags of meatballs to feed the Fistlets addiction. Edit; for clarity- at the Gateshead store there is the C&C which has its collection point just inside the exit, after the tills, and another, separate collection point for instore and online orders. It’s past the entrance on the way out. It’s never as busy as the C&C which is always chokka with identikit couples buying soft furnishings and shit pictures for their identikit new build on an identikit estate, to load in to their Audi suv.

Going off the white walls on the houses, with grey roofs, it’s No. 12, Rohan Drive. The Citadel Minas Tirith.

That’s a lovely bit of fencing, there. How much did that cost you?

Fowl.

Not disputing that figure, but I’ll never forget the day before the actual vote, I was doing a little bridge job right at the top of Wensleydale. Driving up the valley from the east it was just a shitstorm of LEAVE posters and banners on every property or set of gates* and I was utterly baffled as they were literally turkeys voting for Christmas. *there was one fantastic exception who’d gone full “fuck you” with an EU flag flying, and about 10 Remain banners.

Shite. Used two of available three shortcuts - entrance, 1st shortcut to said door dept, short hop to next shortcut to Market Hall (bait cabins), thru fire exit next to the lifts, past the tills, out to the car and up to the Collection Point. Actual time in the shop was 15-20 minutes max, including time spent fucking on looking for staff to check stock/order/pay. Add on time getting a response at the collection point, and loading, 35 minutes is top bombing. Don’t be bringing your swinging bollocks to a Fist fight

Mrs. Fist this morning, ” We need a new door for the bathroom cabinet, from IKEA” *shudders. From parking at the Hell Shop, in, ordered, out, collected. 35 minutes* * only possible as I engineered a solo trip.

Aye, it’s had its time, and that time is past tbh. So, in a break from tradition, I’m going for 5-0 to us. Three og from Di Canio, two full field punts from Pav, and a brace from Bracewell

“ Keef, I’m off to the gym, you fancy coming ?” ” Fuck off Mick” ”I’ll come Mick,any fit birds there?” “ Fuck off Bill” “Fuckin’ peasants”

It’s hardly surprising he couldn’t remember our players names as he definitely spent most of his time at the SoS and their training ground, what with being a lifelong MLF and that, marra.

Seen that before but it still gets a chuckle.

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/articles/c3vl63pzpwzo

I’d always assumed his name was some mysterious reference to Rastafari and whatever, and when I found out the actual origin of it a few years ago I genuinely laughed out loud- Sid Vicious was too fucked to pronounce his real name “John Wardle” and Jah Wobble was born

Bait taken

Aye, I agree PIL had some solid muscle in the band itself, but I cannot bear Lydon, his voice is like nails on a blackboard to me. Leftism is one of favourite albums form the early 90s, but I always, without fail, skip the track on it with Lydon screeching over it. That video btw, excellent- both the choice of song and Mr. Wobble.

How do we all pronounce Lasso? Are you in the Lass-oh camp, or are you right and say Lass-ooo?

I have never liked him, or anything he’s done musically,or otherwise, since the Pistols, and even that was a wind up.