Monkeys Fist

I’ll be watching the special addition and routing like fuck

“ Here, Salman, just nip up and put the clock forward an hour mate “

I’ve been gay for 6 years.

It’s all about efficiency these days, so now I shit in the hookers mouth then seal her up in a bag. Two jobs, one action, move on.

Not this former foot-soldier

His dad, uncles and dodgy cousin that sells snide tracky tops were all in the Labour Club.

That’s a mint photo. As a local lad, he must be absolutely ecstatic to have scored the goals , at SJP, that put us in a final. Comes from a lovely family, too.

Probably because he had a third arm growing out of his arsehole.

Drink it up marras, drink it up.

7 fucking minutes????? I’ve just rang Ma Fist, and told her to put the tatties in the fridge ffs.

Get your lips round these, boys.

I always find your arm-based puns very humerus.

Aye, one with far-reaching possibilities …

Aye, him and Jay Jay Sea

He moved in under your floorboards.

Barrett Strong, 81. Sang a bit and wrote a few ditties

Anyone recognise this former player turned God-bothering nutter?

“Boldon Dogs Car Park” ”Shat my pants!”

You parked up at Boldon Dogs again?

Rick Jones- died in 2021. Was definitely fond of the Devil’s Lettuce Edit; from his wiki page; ”Many years later he revealed the scale of marijuana use at the show Play School after Johnny Ball, a former presenter, alleged that Jones and Lionel Morton, another presenter, were "stoned out of their minds" before filming a nativity scene during the 1970s.”

Ever heard of Fingerbobs? ( no, you filthy twats, it was prime 70s kids tv)

100% of mackems are lack toes intolerant.…

My apologies

I’m very much team coffee, tea, with or without cow juice, is just meh. Only time I ever have it is with Fish and Chips.