Monkeys Fist

FYFYP

Until KLD’s mam let’s him buy new players, they haven’t got much choice.

They should take the Darras Hall loophole- if you can’t go up, dig down.

This sounds like a fucking awful idea. Fawlty Towers: John Cleese to revive series with daughter https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/entertainment-arts-64563839

I wonder how many of these god-fearing, righteous folk knocked one out and spilled seed on the earth to Ms. Boebert’s escort pictures? Filthy sinners

How can he be expected to pay the cost of ensuring his rental properties are up to the minimum habitable standard ( they’re not), if these greedy clubs won’t pay him what he’s owed for fucking them up? Poor bloke, I feel for him.

Police drones- just watched one flying at about 200ft over High Heaton, absolutely zipping about, then slowly moving over to Benton area. Usage of them by Northumbria Pork is “neither confirmed nor denied” https://beta.northumbria.police.uk/about-us/publications-and-documents/accessing-information/disclosure-log/other/police-use-of-drones-168921/

I’m an old cunt. Explain yourself

Indeed.

Cleadon robbery: Masked Sunderland duo jailed https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-tyne-64561596 You’d think they’d have made them take the masks off for the mugshots, like.

Shit man. Condolences, that’s ridiculously young. Did they have a family, kids?

I was bounty really.

Go and measure the average Norman castle external wall. These people are thicker than that.

Jelly-headed twat promotes twat jellies. Kourtney Kardashian's Lemme vagina gummies? Don't bother, say experts https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/newsbeat-64546757

* snickers quietly.

Fixed that link for you mate.

Oof! Not any more.

Just inject some disinfectant man.

Fucking hell, wishing him a speedy recovery

That’s Farah out, man.

Back in 1998 Frank was doing a Coast to Coast walk, and was so impressed with the accuracy of the forecasts from Bob Johnson , another über famous MLF, he became a Follower of the Light. “ Day one was indeed a wee bit skitey, and that night was also nithering, just like Bob said, know what I mean ‘Arry? FTM “

Keep on mooving.

All Quiet On The Western Front. A light hearted romp through northern France with some great moments of comic relief.… Fucking Hell.

Let’s hope that changes against Manure in the final.