Monkeys Fist

Do you know many rich cunts? It’s their default setting man.

His Mrs. is shorter than him, isn’t she? 😉

What size did you get?

That’s way too nice a house to be on wearside, both before and after the boom-boom.

Pork neck.

Neither was Charles Manson, tbf.

Beef or Lamb?

No beer? 5/7. Must try harder.

His poop locker though …

Certainty not the “washed” bit.

I imagine there’ll be hell toupee in the dressing room.

*waits for dressing room victory photo, and all the delicious comments.

Was he fucking walking it?

Internet must be down in Turkey.

Close enough

Just shy of 12 months since Howe took over from the Baconator, and we’re in 4th. Long way to go til the end of the season, but fucking hell, what a magnificent bastard Eddie is.

Winning In The Rain* *wrong film, but lick iz

5 minutes. ffs.

Baaallz

@Christmas Tree , have you flounced? I only switched you off for 5 minutes edit; Man up

It was showing as “Hidden”. No idea why, but, unlike Johnson, it’s back.