Monkeys Fist

I think it was the morning banter with Louise Minchin that got a lot of people.…

One of these, isn’t it?

Rayvin is so fucked off he’s not even said sorry.

We not seeing the full picture of Sunak’s because the base is wider than the pillar is tall?

Nail a KFC tray to one of these. Wouldn’t need to last too long.

Chin up mate. As long there’s people like Mick around, they’ll never have it all

Give it 24hrs or so. They can’t help themselves

Sat Nav says right only. errm… boobs.

Thanks - I wasn’t sure and, tbh, I felt a right tit.

Super! Smashing! Great! BeigeCunts! You can’t beat a bit of Eddie.

What’s going on? I nipped out earlier.

He’s also more likely to sell it to the highest bidder, being a Tory cunt, an’ that.

Aye, strange choice of words for a Dipper. I’m sure they were leading us 39-0 in the Blood On Your Hands Trophy.

India* be like… * where his billionaire father-in-law is from.

CT - the new Mug Righter* * spelt with Boldon accent.

Not enough Na’s.

“Turn right… turn right again… keep turning further right… fuck the poor”

Martine Croxall: BBC News presenter being investigated over impartiality https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/entertainment-arts-63376310 Guess who she was “partial” against? *Clue- has probably fucked off back on holiday.

Sunak will be the UK’s shortest serving PM.