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Monkeys Fist

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  1. We haven’t had a West Midlands thick racist Brexiter board invasion for a while, they were such fun* *they weren’t.
  2. I’ve just imagined a Beige saying Unai Emery in their awful brummie accent and now I want to bleach my brain. “ Oonoiy Imurooy”.
  3. Also, HRA is the second Tory PM in less than 5 months to have been fined by the Met for breaking the law on Covid rules.… laws they themselves wrote.
  4. This should be getting plastered all over every spare billboard. “ Strong and stable or chaos?”
  5. I reckon he’s going for Truss’ record, short-man competitiveness.
  6. It would seem so, which isn’t a great endorsement for the other 300+ muppets on their side of the House. Can whichever journalist is going to dig up whatever dirt they have on HRA get the fuck on with it please?
  7. It isn’t. It’s about as fresh as our Iranian chum from the Other News thread. Iranian man who didn't wash for half a century dies at 94 https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-middle-east-63389045
  8. Rishi Sunak is an anagram of Hi Risk Anus. Just saying…
  9. “Years of not bathing had left him with skin covered in "soot and pus”
  10. Iranian bloke who didn’t wash in over 50 years , for fear it would make him ill, had his first wash a few weeks ago. Dead at 94 today https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-middle-east-63389045
  11. Not sure who the chaffinch stood next to him is, but Peter Finch is looking good for his age.…
  12. Pretty sure it was Kevin Dillon mind.
  13. Not as good at headers once he’d died, tbh.
  14. Is it a Robin in a 1990 Greenalls home kit? OR IS IT A COMMON AS FUCKING MUCK CHAFFINCH??????
  15. “Common”- that’s why Gullis was shouting at it.
  16. Look at this little shit, all colourful and whistley … GET A JOB!!!!!
  17. “ Streak of attenuated gristle”
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