Monkeys Fist

Indeed.

Him and Johnson can console themselves counting their after-dinner waffle wages.

Microwaves mate, microwaves.

1- Looks dirtier than a home seat at the SoS* 2-Likes knocking the crust off ancient tools 3- Has a snapper like a gutted rabbit * 4- Has bappage and pulse. I see nothing but positives. * based on nothing but my fevered imagination

Aye, there was a bit of an overload which caused me to lose interest. It is apparently possible to see too many Tuts.

I was just a nipper of 7 but I despised Lee for it. Supermac was my absolute hero.

Going for a hot shave must confuse the bejabbers out of him

Mark Kermit has spoken.

“ The On y ne Niquil!”

Preferably away tbh, so we can laugh at their flag efforts before obliterating them.

Browsing iplayer and watched a Janina Ramirez doc on the discovery of Tutenkhamun’s tomb by Howard Carter. I have to say it’s reignited my interest in Ancient Egypt and Big Tiddy Goth lasses.

Not on previous evidence

Lost my job at the keyboard factory yesterday-I wasn’t putting in enough shifts, apparently

When the cork gets stuck.

Apology accepted because, aye -it very much does.

Apparently he wrote that piece on his phone on the M25.

I never knew Mrs. LeazesMag was called Beryl.

Sweet David!!!

I honestly don’t understand why he hasn’t peddled Braverman. I get that brings the “support” of the ERG, but that’s not really helped the last half a dozen, or whatever it is, PM’s has it, and the ERG isn’t exactly bursting with political heavyweights is it?

Its an absolute shitshow. I wouldn’t let a Tory run a bath.

Everything in moderation dear boy -,only the one gallon of Bhuna per s(h)itting for me.

Aye, me too

They mack ‘em. We tack ‘em

Hang on a minute…