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That cameraman has a had a few mind, is it your mate who shagged Liz Hurley?

I’m surprised The Former Loyal Foot Soldier and TMGRSWOFTY 2014 hasn’t provided his loyal puntaz with a quote or two from Supermac or Moncur. The crown is slipping…

Perfect!

On my way to the Labour Club to apologise.

Oh has he died?

I once woke up in a ditch about 15 miles away, and 2hrs before, I was meant to do a 2 day canoe trip training new staff. One of the local French villages, Vagnas ( I shit thee not), held a fortnightly fete where they sold red wine and rocket fuel punch for 50p a glass. It was a legendary piss up attended by all the British paddlers. Fortunately, PGL, who had three centres nearby, were so used to Vagnas casualties that they’d run a “sweeper bus” the morning after, picking up lost staff- I managed to blag a lift and made it in time to shower and pack for the trip. I was wobbly as fuck until lunchtime

All the gammons that voted Leave to keep out “the bloody Albanians and Eastern Europeans!” after hearing this…

You might like this. https://www.thesquareball.net/blog/trouble-in-an-empty-house-terry-hibbitt/

Aye, but Phiiiiiliiiiippe was a Geordie.

No one knows what true Belgians look like as they’re all locked in cellars screwing their kids.

I’m sure I’ve posted this before, but the street High Bridge, which crosses Grey Street, is named after the bridge which crossed the Lort Burn there, before it was culverted and Grey Street was built. The Lort Burn still flows under Grey Street, and empties in to the Tyne just east of the Guildhall. ( Lort is Old English/Norse meaning “shit, rubbish” so the nicest street in the Uk is built on the Shit Burn). The High Bridge is still there, under the street, as it was just built in to the sewer/culvert rather than knocking it down. The large stone blocks at the top are the actual bridge, the smaller arch further back is part of the sewer construction. ( the white dot is obviously a ghost and the red blur is Derek Acorah shitting himself).

It’s great to see Keith going for the jugular mind. Fucking have it !

Did he have big tiddies?

Have you really? Sounds like you approached it with your usual rigor.

Thanks for the inside’er tips.

I mean, if ever there was a case for not worrying about birth control …

Confirmed.

And yet, I’m the one with the reputation …

Well excuse me Mr. Fucking Ramsay! There’s definitely some top bollock on show in my original post.

The cleaners will have to be called in to wipe off the underboob sweat before the next twat gets up to speak.

That’s quite the claim Is your mate called Hugh?

Sorry Cath, but the shit fountain posts have had me snort-laughing ( Other than your Covid results, that’s a proper bastid).

Why have they all pooped in bottles? (Sitters )

Probably not what you want to hear, but aye, it does. Do you know where he was last seen? Hopefully he was just blackout drunk or balls-deep in some hooker and shows up sheepish and sharpish.