Monkeys Fist

Milburn’s getting a bit uppity- asked for salt, vinegar and HP sauce on his Fish and Chips after he got the bus home. Money’s ruining the game.

South Yorkshire, innit blud?

Mrs. W. -“ But Wykiki love, we’re here in t’Alps, surrounded by mountains ( we’ve got bigger ones back home), it’s just dumped fresh powder on t’slopes, why ist tha’ so miserable?” Wykiki- “ Lookit t’Blackburn folk, all drunk and loud, it’s ruined, ah say, ruined!”

It’s amazing that they got so much detail on something 3 inches high.

Alexander Eeeeeeee-sak.

Are you saying he’s the Anti-Gemmill?

Big lass then?

Been a MLF since before he was born.

Rention, listen to Fish.

As if that isn’t bad enough, Sammy, the realisation that this Stone Cold Classic is 30 years old might just finish you.

‘Appen.

Yorkshired YP.

Bigmouth Strikes Again if they’re not a Radiohead fan.…

Hmmm, is there something you’re not telling us Gemmill/Basil?

If I want to see bouncy tiddies I’m not going on Netflix. Better storylines on my site too.…

You confused us with your Mumsnet account again?

This was my little Grandad at 40.

The speech prepared for Nixon in the event that Armstrong and Aldrin didn’t make it back is pretty chilling. https://www.archives.gov/files/presidential-libraries/events/centennials/nixon/images/exhibit/rn100-6-1-2.pdf

It started in 1932, so can’t blame the Nazi’s for this one- just good ‘ole boys getting their racism on.

Have you seen that Aussie bloke who won the lottery back in the 90s, so the local news had him go back to the store and re-enact buying a ticket for their report, and, of course, he won again. ( just found the clip - lucky bastard doesn’t begin to describe his story )

It’d be the one where they say the US Public Health department left 300 black men with syphilis untreated for over 40 years in order to “study the disease.” Oh, no, hang on, that’s not a conspiracy theory because it happened.

Not to mention that rockets don’t work in a vacuum.

Original Apollo XI footage?

The denpressure got to him.