Monkeys Fist

I think it’s known as a daisy chain these days.

It’s vital to have the correct sized ring.

If this bloke turns around you still won’t see his head.

The daft twat would probably end up in Belarus- “Where’s the stayngdium at?”

sunderland draw Arsenal in the FA cup, and a few days before the game Luke Onion or whatever he’s called says “ Eeya, marras, I reckon I can beayt theese on me own” Whoever their manger is that week says ” Crack on marra, we’ll see you in the pub after” 10 minutes after kick off the rest of the team get a fax saying Onion is winning 1-0 65th minute, another fax tells them it’s 1-1 Full time, the match stays at 1-1, and Onion walks in the pub distraught. “What’s the marra, Marra?” ” I got sent off after 20 minutes!” FTM , Imagine, etc.

How are these lads related to it? Edit; https://football-italia.net/minister-for-sport-apologises-to-vlahovic-after-racist-abuse/ I find it shocking that Italian football is having problems with racism.…

Jazz Hans.

What’s the context here?

Das ist ein bisschen unwohltätig

Mackem behaviour that mind.

I’m referring to Allardyce as Gravyiola from here on in.

Sorted

Top man Strawb. Hopefully you’ll keep the rights until next season. 0-6.

Has Katy Perry wobbled her udders yet?

MLF’d YP

Also, someone start the Leeds match thread before our chronically delayed antipodean chum gets any ideas.

Stay strong fellow Warriors of the Sausage! Even the righteous have setbacks, we’ll make Allardyce think his arsehole is working in reverse next week.

John Major walks in to a bar and the barman says, ” Alreet cunt, why the long face?”

That’s quite shellfish of him to delete it.

If he dares step out of his area, Eddie will set the Staffordshire Bull Tindall on him.

This is the Interior Decorator line-up. Adept at pastings.

Is it Eurovision already then?

You’ll be fine by kick-off.