Monkeys Fist
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I’ve spent this first half prepping Sunday tea which is Beef in stout with mustard and parsley dumpling, as requested by Ms. Fist. As a result, I’m currently mildly scuttered but heading for gibberish by for full time. Love Sunday matches
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Marriage in 7 words.
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Did you give him any tips?
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The absolute self belief that he’s going to sink that fucker from the moment he passes it and makes his run is a thing of beauty.
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CT has just fainted, seconds after asking Mumsnet for knitting patterns.
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Miiiigggy! He’s a fucking goal machine
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Missed a trick here like Southampton- should’ve had Spitfires flying over
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Wykiki is terribly vexed
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“ Oooh, a vault!”
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Other than the few million in Papa New Guinea, marra.
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Plane crashes into Lake Victoria https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-africa-63532896 Look at the name of the airline
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Do you still have a quickie with the corpses before you hoy them in the sty?
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IYP
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Intentionally or not, he is absolutely hilarious. He’s also the perfect personification of the word Glaicky.
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“ A nice tabew there guys, so I can play cards… by myself” Ooof!
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1:44- “ Hewwo!” Comedy genius
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Is Sowamptin close to Southampton?
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“Premium Service £10 extra - Grandad takes his pants off “
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CT furiously taking notes. “ Petal, I’ve finally got a use for those 16 tubby chariots in the front room- this one’s a guaranteed winner!”
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The pick of tonight’s “ 9hrs in a fucking van” playlist. paging MC Gloomski
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Poppers? So there were fists involved , just not punching… you’d hope
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I was a tree-hugging stoner communing with nature while all you ruffians were having fisticuffs with each other.
