Monkeys Fist

Goshawks are insanely good at bird parkour

There’s a boat trip from Eyemouth in a rib ( like the inshore lifeboats) that goes up the coast to St. Abbs. It’s a fantastic trip and the cliffs are stunning.

Good to hear him speaking so positively about the club and the city. You hear players say stuff like that all the time, but given his honesty about his initial problems, you get the sense he’s not just blowing smoke up our arses. Good lad. ( I don’t know if he’s from a nice family )

We should play 9 defenders and lump it up to the lone big man up front. See how Gravyiola likes them apples.

I was up there yesterday, Elsdon, Thropton The western end of that valley is a beautiful spot.

I was actually agreeing with Gravyiola , riiight up until he had a sly dig at “greedy” footballers, the massive hypocrite

Allen Banks and Staward Gorge 7.5 mile Circuit Roman Wall- this starts and ends at The Sill, right next door to a pub with its own brewery and decent bait.

What sort of distance are you after? There’s full day treks in the Cheviots, a few miles strolls along the Roman Wall, riverside walks along the Allen.… (CT is probably your best chin man, he’s got loads of them. )

No one going to mention @soccermom has moved over to the dark side and called herself Suspender Sue?

He’ll be getting Badenoched if he dares.

Bollockings always sound better when they’re dished out with a northern dialect.

It’s been an hour since this was posted. Gemmill will be on tenterhooks, so here we go. She’s finnished her husband. There, that’s better.

Fyp

Maybe they’re on the same dial-up as Longtime Admirer?

Done

“ Come Fly With Me…”

You wouldn’t like Renton when he’s angry Oops! NSFW obvs.

I did History to degree level- I wouldn’t sign my worst enemy’s name to that risible attempt at validation

Fair play to you for actually reading it. I just figured it was absurd nonsense and saved myself a crucial 2-3 minutes (?)