Monkeys Fist

Things are looking up… … and left … and right.

Aye, we wouldn’t want to look bad… … unlike Quasi-fuckin-modo.

I think they know this and are going for scorched earth tactics- fuck things up so badly that Labour look bad when they can’t fix it in one term.

Battering the hoardings ?

I take it @thebrokendoll has moved out of his bush?

He’s giving my eyes a problem too.

When he’s sitting on the beach cats try to bury him.

He’s an undiscovered Picasso.

Just when you thought it was done and dusted. “ Nar, whal have some more!” giddup.

Someone’s got a death wish.

I’m done with the dancing- time for a little self roemance.

Are we done, perchance?

We went wild camping and the only drinking water was from a deep hole in the ground. I took a bucket but it was too wide for the hole. It didn’t go down well.

I remember when the whole board would’ve been taking part in this. Those were the dace.

I’ve got some tunes on and dancing the Conger.

If Shola is a bit reticent about answering, we could ask some of our other former players- Diego Gravlax, Alan Shoalder, Tempura Ketsbaia, or Blenny Arentoft. That’s me done, if you need me you can findus in my shed.

Say what you mean Sammy, there’s no need to be koi on here.

Minnows how you feel mate.

Was he letting you know Glitter was back in chokey?

Best get your skates on then.

Spawny get.

How appropriate

Where’s @The Fish when you need him?

Me and my mate once found an absolute goldmine of hedge porn in the bushes by the hill at the bottom of Killy Lake. * My mate was rather taken by Ingrid Pitt, so he took a hardback full of pics of her tits, whilst I got a 20 mag mix-up of Hustler and Razzle. I definitely got the better deal. * for clarity, this was when we were in our early teens, not recently.