Monkeys Fist

What’s the special German word for, “ bravely smiling when publicly wounded to save face, but internally fewming”?

It’s just a bit of ribbon hanging out of the bouquet, man.

It’s a long trip to get fucking pasted.

That pizza base looks raw.

Also.

Where you going?

So , Miggy in the Leazes, Big Joe in the Gallowgate …2-0 to us you’re saying?

2 half chickens. Bingo!

The names just get better and better, I actually did lol at Victorian Principles

Our non-televised game? So they “had to” listen on the radio? We should at least be charging them for bed and board.

Sorry to hear that mate, he looks like he was a proper handful/loony as a pup.

Far point.

Pope again! Giddup!

Bruno ffs

Pope saves! fuck Jesus

Eddie’s had enough, sent the big boys in.

When she loses such a close call, the MAGA crowd are going to go in to absolute overdrive about election fraud

Commentator said earlier that, as well as no VAR, they have no replay facilities in the media box Spam fritters, boiled cabbage and Lucozade wrapped in orange cellophane on sale on the concourse, they’ve rounded up all the tramps in the city to hoy bags of monkey nuts in to the crowd.

Mint, but why the fuck are they having a mackem in an English class? They’ve only got 20 letters in their alphabet

It’s a secret signal to the 1% club that the Great Reset will begin at 1pm on 11/11.* * once they’ve fixed the fence around the ice rim and repainted the sun.

Didn’t look offside to me, mind.

PaddockLad in a minute or two

It’s like minimum wage for him.

“Ando” Anderson just refuted that with a 3 minute explanation of xG and how it’s the superior stat in the modern game. He referenced several podcasters to back up his arguments.…