Monkeys Fist

April 1st. Fucking jizz whippets aren’t even trying to hide the piss taking are they?

I’m loving it tbh. I’m at the stage where I can fly about on metal birdies, but haven’t been to the baddies island yet. I’m pissing about in the Arena ( where there’s a very good sharpshot bow to get, but it’s 80 fucking medals!) and upgrading the armours you mentioned before I fuck around with the big boys. Also nipping back to early game bases as there’s some new missions popped up now that I’ve got my wings. Havent’ played TLOU2 yet, I really enjoyed the first. Control is a cracking game- bit of a head-fucker at times, but it gets better as it progresses. The powers you gain are quite good fun.

Ben Davies is a footballer for Spuds. Ben Dover is a film maker of fine repute.

Don’t be a pecker!

These things happen in the low income, single ethnicity, areas of cities. Usually on cold grey mornings.

That’s fowl

Is that miserable mackem twat, James Bolam?

Nah, pizza mate.

Guess what I had for tea tonight?

Miserable basa

Gexit.

You could probably do with a new jacket tbf.

His mam had morning sickness… …after he was born.

Things are looking up… … and left … and right.

Aye, we wouldn’t want to look bad… … unlike Quasi-fuckin-modo.

I think they know this and are going for scorched earth tactics- fuck things up so badly that Labour look bad when they can’t fix it in one term.

Battering the hoardings ?

I take it @thebrokendoll has moved out of his bush?

He’s giving my eyes a problem too.

When he’s sitting on the beach cats try to bury him.

He’s an undiscovered Picasso.