Monkeys Fist

MAGEYYYYDIAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!

Whaaat? He was about 150 in 1977 when that bloody song came out.

Just decide whether you want an egg, pineapple, or both, before reading the replies

Grandstand, fucking hell. Knowing now that Frank Bough liked nothing better than a nose full of Charles and a bum full of his Mrs’ strap-on puts a whole different slant in his laid back intros to Wrestling from Milton Keynes Sports Centre.

To Chelsea. Eddie’s just won the trophy of doom

Gemmill won’t be watching unless he eats up all of his potatoes and carrots, and just two more forkfuls of peas, (but makes sure he’s left room for pudding).

Just send him the dick pic, for everyone’s sake.

Not for long. (Hope he’s got 2FA, btw)

Ayatollah regrets bringing his air fryer to the match…

Google on the streets Bing in the sheets.

sunderland’s squad

“ Ihatef**kingseagulls1” ”If**kinghateseagulls1” Now you’re fucked. Sorry.

No. Keegan’s wife in the show. 😉

Relax, not be picking up stinking, fetid parcels, have peace and quiet, be richer… … but then you’d missed out on idiocy like this ( sparked out three feet from his bed ).

FYP

Needs your 2fa.

We’re not little children… … give us time to work it out.

I thought it was him still calling himself a c**edian.

This verse? “Unfortunately, Sunderland just isn’t a very attractive proposition and there are better options out there…”

What’s the special German word for, “ bravely smiling when publicly wounded to save face, but internally fewming”?

It’s just a bit of ribbon hanging out of the bouquet, man.