Monkeys Fist

Just driven along Osborne Road and the CTU*s are out in spectacular fashion. *Cheb Transportation Units.

By “seen to” did you shoot them or shag them?

Definitely a trequartitsa.

xChb?

Ffs! Now you tell me.

Since ducks float on water, feed on weeds and don’t give birth to live young, I’d argue they’re technically vegetables.

String up his “outdoor sofa”.

So just checked, vegetarian but not vegan. Spoke with Vegetable Mother and she said, “Just do some veggie sausages and veggie gravy,cheers!” So, just fifteen fucking people to feed-,relax

Bad craic on today of all days… https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/av/world-asia-64987190

We started watching Detectorists again recently. It really is very good, although somewhat lacking in chebbage. Also , by request of Fist Jnr, waiting for all the new Mandalorian episodes to release before watching it.

I had some serious depression during the pandemic mate, for a number of reasons. I’m much better now, but still have off days, the difference now being that I don’t beat myself up about it if and when I have one. Also, let’s be honest, a graveyard isn’t exactly a cheery place to have the conversation you had with old pal, so take it a bad day and you’ll be back to your usual cheery self tomorrow

So, having said to Mrs. Fist the other day, “ Why don’t we invite our mothers round for lunch on Mother’s Day?”, which would’ve been an increase of two to our usual Sunday dinner, I’ve now just been told that it’s 15 people, 3 of whom are vegan. Fuck my easy Sunday

If we just stop all the brown people and their pesky small boats, even we plebs will rich beyond our dreams. What’s so hard to understand about that?

I’m just glad he’s finally got a solution.

Bernabewwww!

Mackem manager interview questions; Do you know the over riding importance of Sixinaroah? Is job security something you care about? Catts for you, like? When polishing a turd, where in the South Stand would you sit? Welcome to the Tramp Nou. * * with thanks to Toonpack.

Charlie Magri’s real name is Carmel Magri.…

Tastes like Spicy Nik Naks?

Atlanta is a city in the US that hosted the Olympics. Atalanta has some pwopa nawty geezers.

I wonder where she gets that from?

I quite liked Nice 'n' Spicy Nik Naks until about 30 minutes ago.

I know everyone is distracted by his… hat. But wtf is up with his right foot in the left pic?