Monkeys Fist

That’s some impressive driving for an owld fart.

Bloke fell in a vat of liquid nitrogen and had a body temperature of -273.15°C when they pulled him out. They pronounced him dead but he was OK.

Take the lumps of strawberry out though, can be a little distracting later on t’nest.

Did not know Lee Mack was a fan.

Send them a video of you banging their daughter titled “ NUFC fan decides to man up”.

Editor in Chief…

I’m surprised they’re whinging so much…

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Uncal Mick’s Pre-match routine Chip on shoulders- check Cheese in pocket- check Bog roll - check

I don’t think Wilson playing away from home would be the most politic thing just now, allegedly

Aye, aye.

There’s a fucking grim clip on Reddit at the moment of some poor fucker in a Russian trench getting hit by a drone dropping a grenade on him. He then turns his rifle round and kills himself. Once these clips start getting seen in Russia, which they will soon enough, I reckon his own people will see to Putin.

That’s a pithy reply.

Not quite- ewerk admitted he’s a member of the Orange Order earlier.

Fuck off.

Get in! Give that lad a fucking Outspan. Whoa… var off siding it?

Ffs!

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Are those turnips on top of it?