Monkeys Fist

Btw, all went off without a hitch, great craic with the whole family, even had a hairy shithouse raid when this furry little twat snuck on to the table and scoffed the last slice of lemon tart. He’s now utterly oblivious to his heinous crimes

The answer is always, “ Hoy a fecken cherry tomato on top”.

1h45m to say “fuck all marra”. Delewded.

I’m on an iPhone and haven’t had any bother through numerous updates. Hey Ho and that.

This is the best bit about their whole delusion- Bilbao couldn’t give a shit about sunderland, as evidenced by their utter disinterest in friendlys etc, yet they can’t get enough of us.

Just when you think they’ve plumbed the depths of despair, they go and show the world how much deeper they can go. The actual club, Atletico Bilbao, have said that sunderland have fuck-all to do with their history, but no, these two delusional fat lads WILL HAVE THEIR DAY!

Tbh, with a roast dinner, once you get over 4-6 people, it’s just a matter of volume. Having some handy kitchen kit helps loads too, I’ve gone back to the 70s and borrowed the MIL’s Hostess trolley, so I’ve been able to knock the roasties and oven gear out before time . I’m still basking in my own glory though

Bossing the arse off this mind. Roast beef- dry marinated overnight, veggie Wellington, duck fat and veggie roasties, sausage and veggie stuffings, cauliflower cheese, garlic and Parmesan roast broccoli, lemon dressed French beans, steamed and roast carrots, and 30 homemade Yorkshire puds. Beef and roast garlic gravy Veggie Onion gravy. For 15 , with plenty to spare tbh. All whilst increasingly mildly befuddled on red wine. Fuck me I'm good

That’s some impressive driving for an owld fart.

Bloke fell in a vat of liquid nitrogen and had a body temperature of -273.15°C when they pulled him out. They pronounced him dead but he was OK.

Take the lumps of strawberry out though, can be a little distracting later on t’nest.

Did not know Lee Mack was a fan.

Send them a video of you banging their daughter titled “ NUFC fan decides to man up”.

Editor in Chief…

I’m surprised they’re whinging so much…

FYP

Uncal Mick’s Pre-match routine Chip on shoulders- check Cheese in pocket- check Bog roll - check

I don’t think Wilson playing away from home would be the most politic thing just now, allegedly

Aye, aye.

There’s a fucking grim clip on Reddit at the moment of some poor fucker in a Russian trench getting hit by a drone dropping a grenade on him. He then turns his rifle round and kills himself. Once these clips start getting seen in Russia, which they will soon enough, I reckon his own people will see to Putin.

That’s a pithy reply.