Monkeys Fist

“ Eeee, I thought it was an egg basket!”

If you zoom in on the traffic cones, you can see Tom, comatose, behind them.

I’m quite impressed that this isn’t the most useless bit of tat posted on here today, mind.

It’s sold as a washing cage for basebal caps, but is “multifunctional” , and can also protect and stack said headgear.

I do.

Tarry ye not!

Toms Holiday pics… ” This is me, paggered behind the Colosseum” ” This is me, having a piss in to the Trevi fountain… aye, proper scuttled” ” This is me, in the bar next to the Eiffel Tower, bollocksed on Absinthe” ” Aye, arseholed at Disney World, belta “

“Verily Sire, Get thee to fuck”.

No.23 in an occasional series of “ things you can live your whole life without even realising they exist” Anyone want to guess?

Out of the whole shitshow, this is the bit that rankles the most. Barely mentioned by the pitiful “Stay” campaign irc.

Did they ever deserve it? Always been corrupt, pocket-lining cunts as far as I can remember.

Lizzy ( Gorbless ‘er, etc) definitely shagged a horse, at least once.

ExiledYP

No one does that better than the Bee Gees.

Don’t know what you mean? *This sounds great on my new LG TV with Dubly Soundbar.

Can we see the other “owner” fixing grain prices, please?

Drives a Ford Estate 😉

Al-Shabab should turn up in a special issue 4th kit-black and white stripes, then have this as their sponsor badge.

“ Hopes”. Aye, right, Richy.

What odds he goes?

Good to see Renton has found time out of running his restaurant empire to help the local community.… https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-tyne-63625221

Has anyone checked Exile 1968? I’d imagine he’s under immense pressure now, running both one-man campaigns against human-rights abuses in Saudi Arabia and The UAE?

My dog’s just gone mental, and I now realise it was the high-pitched screams of outrage from Medieval-on-Wear that set him off.

A company spokesman, Mr I. Amjack, said, “ Fun88 no longer wish to be associated with murderous Maggy bastids, marra, FTM “