Monkeys Fist

Nah, this was in Greig’s.

Bloke walks in to a Glasgow bakers and says, ” Is that a cream bun or a meringue?” Baker says, ” No, you’re right, it’s a cream bun “ Wahey!

Nah, too quick. I hope he lives to 100 after losing every penny and friend.

Looks like a bad week for ex-leader, blonde-haired, bumbling cunts, eh?

Has he quoted a Classical Greek writer too?

No chance. Woy will play a high dozee-do and make frequent use of yee-haw set pieces.

But then her husband would be free to “think of the children”.

They wanted to stay true to the real matchday experience.

Why would a mackem be in a library?

They do like their historical links with Spanish clubs though. https://www.readytogo.net/smb/threads/sunderland-seville-links.707951/

“ Este tipo se caga en su propio asiento“

Btw, all went off without a hitch, great craic with the whole family, even had a hairy shithouse raid when this furry little twat snuck on to the table and scoffed the last slice of lemon tart. He’s now utterly oblivious to his heinous crimes

The answer is always, “ Hoy a fecken cherry tomato on top”.

1h45m to say “fuck all marra”. Delewded.

I’m on an iPhone and haven’t had any bother through numerous updates. Hey Ho and that.

This is the best bit about their whole delusion- Bilbao couldn’t give a shit about sunderland, as evidenced by their utter disinterest in friendlys etc, yet they can’t get enough of us.

Just when you think they’ve plumbed the depths of despair, they go and show the world how much deeper they can go. The actual club, Atletico Bilbao, have said that sunderland have fuck-all to do with their history, but no, these two delusional fat lads WILL HAVE THEIR DAY!

Tbh, with a roast dinner, once you get over 4-6 people, it’s just a matter of volume. Having some handy kitchen kit helps loads too, I’ve gone back to the 70s and borrowed the MIL’s Hostess trolley, so I’ve been able to knock the roasties and oven gear out before time . I’m still basking in my own glory though

Bossing the arse off this mind. Roast beef- dry marinated overnight, veggie Wellington, duck fat and veggie roasties, sausage and veggie stuffings, cauliflower cheese, garlic and Parmesan roast broccoli, lemon dressed French beans, steamed and roast carrots, and 30 homemade Yorkshire puds. Beef and roast garlic gravy Veggie Onion gravy. For 15 , with plenty to spare tbh. All whilst increasingly mildly befuddled on red wine. Fuck me I'm good