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HMHM is a real-life Oompah Loompah too, so he knows his shit.
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What would he do if you take his life’s purpose away, though?
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FYP
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One for J69- Graham Fentimans.
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Matt Ritchie Energy
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Mrs. Fist kept me awake last night as she was constantly muttering shit like “ I was born in 1892 in Bloemfontein, I wrote the Hobbit…” She was Tolkien in her sleep again.
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Is that Doreen Norris pulling a sneaky photobomb to the left of shit David Icke?
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Aye, his mate Begbie.
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Paying fans to attend? Do Qataris also like blue pop?
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Tbf, posh blart is usually outrageously filthy. So I’m told
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Aye, but
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Mrs Fist has started bathing in milk- I said “ I hope it’s pasteurised “ She said, ” Nah, its just up to my growler.” Giddup!
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Knights of Football - Newcastle United FC - Syr Kassel
Monkeys Fist replied to KnightsofFootball's topic in General Chat
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A French cheese factory has exploded this afternoon. Reports say no fatalities, but there’s de Brie everywhere.
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Didn’t the harmless little scallywag from Steps have the same name as him, and was also Welsh. Poor fucker got some grief for a while
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Terrigle.
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(This is shaping up to be another hit for The Police )
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Told the Mrs. I’d pay for her breast implants but only if they were made of solid oak. She said- “ Oooh, no, that’d be uncomfortable and weird” I said, “ Aye, wouldn’t it. “
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The annual £115,000 isn’t going to spaff itself up the wall, is it?
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I think you’d be better using a golf bat.
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Sorted.