Monkeys Fist

Bernard Jenkins having his turn at eviscerating the floundering skin bag.

CT- the new Mugwriter.

Not so easy to understand though

It’s a bit of mouthful though. Needs a snappy abbreviation, like NPxGAT.

Just be robust and we’ll get bored…

Mackem store. Two things tell me this- the registration is one

Fucking amateur was Frederick. Never shit in your bed, and never, ever, involve the Mrs.

I will not have you ruffians impugning my reputation like this. I’ve already established that I now shit in the brass’ mouth then wrap her up, saving a bag and doing my bit for the planet.

That’s getting dangerously close to leaving no room for your mascara and lippy.

But how do you wear it? Actually over the shoulder or does it go over the head in what Mrs. F. calls “the titty splitter”?

What’s the xJ of his ‘Gram account?

Ffs Fish can we try and keep threads on topic? This has fuck all to say about jumpers or handbags.

I know - the fucking state of the shrubbery in the background would send Deano in to a spiral of unmade charity payments.

Nah… 😉

So did his Mrs.

Terribly dressed footballers is as traditional as Morris Dancing, winning wars and brown food. Here’s Barry Venison toning down his usual flamboyance for his wedding.

When did we sign Clare Balding?

Mrs. F. once caught me doing a Callum Wilson (allegedly), and went full redhead and cut all my clothes up. Anyway, that was a few years ago and we’ve patched things up since.

Again, not even remotely bad. Even the handbag is quite fetching

@wykikitoonPoint on the picture where the bad man hurt you.

Is ripped a brand name, or do you mean an actual rip? ‘cos I can’t see one like

That’s not half as bad as I was expecting tbh. It’s basically my boarding kit from the 1990s

Anymore to this, or are we just to take your word for it?

All throughout my childhood I was taught the alphabet only has 25 letters. I don’t know why.

This is like a passage from American Psycho, but in Newcastle.