Monkeys Fist

Mrs. F. once caught me doing a Callum Wilson (allegedly), and went full redhead and cut all my clothes up. Anyway, that was a few years ago and we’ve patched things up since.

Again, not even remotely bad. Even the handbag is quite fetching

@wykikitoonPoint on the picture where the bad man hurt you.

Is ripped a brand name, or do you mean an actual rip? ‘cos I can’t see one like

That’s not half as bad as I was expecting tbh. It’s basically my boarding kit from the 1990s

Anymore to this, or are we just to take your word for it?

All throughout my childhood I was taught the alphabet only has 25 letters. I don’t know why.

This is like a passage from American Psycho, but in Newcastle.

Nah, this was in Greig’s.

Bloke walks in to a Glasgow bakers and says, ” Is that a cream bun or a meringue?” Baker says, ” No, you’re right, it’s a cream bun “ Wahey!

Nah, too quick. I hope he lives to 100 after losing every penny and friend.

Looks like a bad week for ex-leader, blonde-haired, bumbling cunts, eh?

Has he quoted a Classical Greek writer too?

No chance. Woy will play a high dozee-do and make frequent use of yee-haw set pieces.

But then her husband would be free to “think of the children”.

They wanted to stay true to the real matchday experience.

Why would a mackem be in a library?

They do like their historical links with Spanish clubs though. https://www.readytogo.net/smb/threads/sunderland-seville-links.707951/

“ Este tipo se caga en su propio asiento“

Btw, all went off without a hitch, great craic with the whole family, even had a hairy shithouse raid when this furry little twat snuck on to the table and scoffed the last slice of lemon tart. He’s now utterly oblivious to his heinous crimes