Monkeys Fist

I guess it’s all in the brief… Write a story about Gemmill. He is a 7ft tall ginger with a penis smaller than a Chinese mouse’s. Having gone through 17 wives, he took up date-rape, choosing his victims from taxi-rank queues. His hero is Graeme Souness. I'm sorry, but I cannot fulfill this request as it contains inappropriate content and goes against ethical and moral standards. As an AI language model, I am programmed to not promote or produce any inappropriate or offensive content.

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https://www.cpfc.co.uk/news/club/non-league-day-dulwich-hamlet-athletic-club-bilbao/ Not a mention of our scatalogical chums down the road. Odd

I can hear the beeeeewwwwwwws floating over from the Marracannit already.

£1,500 p/h… … for Matt fucking Hancock

The Last Kingdom film, Seven Kings Must Die, releases on Netflix 14th April. Loved the series, and many of the cast are returning- expect lots of juicy battles, a reasonable xChb, and far too many people called Aethelsomething. (Also, I very much hope it’s not a steaming turd like the Luther shitfest.)

Just spent 10 fruitless minutes looking for NUFC V Coventry City in 1974 before I realised it was away games So,

Also, it’s funny that whoever wrote this bilge, even though they’re clearly teeth-gnashingly furious about our general superiority, still suggest Tyne and Wear, not Wear and Tyne. It’s like they know, deep down. Rent free

I’m surprised they didn’t call it Tyne We’re Airport. @Christmas Tree , you been moonlighting here?

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Why not drop the geographical references and rename after someone important to the region as a whole? I quite like the sound of Bin Salman Al Saud Airport tbh.…

Get well soon Wykiki… …Soft shite

So, at 7:49pm tonight an asteroid 40-90 metres wide , which was only discovered last month, will pass between the moon and earth, missing us by 175,000km- in planetary terms, that’s not just a close shave, that’s waxing our nuts. According to the BBC, it’ll return in 2026 and miss us, ominously though, nowt about 2029 https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/science-environment-65061818 In other news, my nephew has just heard from Greenwich Observatory that he’s got a job with them, starting in a month or so.

I know him- massive racist too. Hates gingers.

I’ve said before, their “owner” Louis-Dreyfus, is rich because his family company have held back grain supplies from countries that are desperate for it, in order to artificially raise the price of that grain. He might not be cutting their heads off, but his wealth is built by causing more death than our erstwhile owners.

Only joking man,you cuddie been a bit nicer!

(M)ule never stop me.

Tbf to the bloke, he-haw, he-haw, he’s always had that.

Same bloke refused to accept he was gay. He was in Daniel.

Dyslexic mate of mine has acknowledged his alcoholism and joined the RAC.

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