Monkeys Fist

Goes lovely with some chilli flakes.

Tom Kerridge’s week-old, sunbaked winnits are better commentators than Jenas.

Jenas- “ Counter - press” Fuck off

Is this the daft twat that built the castle ?

Given the album title, wouldn’t that be going sloppy seconds on the Coming of The Lord?

It’s , L-R, Brendan Fraser, the bloke that played Buffalo Bill, Hank Marvin.

Plays behind Armadillo I think.

What’s a bear hammer, and how do the big hairy fuckers hold them without a thumb?

Aye, my lad follows some absolute bell-ends, the amount of “guys” would send HMHM into a fatal tailspin. It’s like a sketch show without the punchlines.

They’ll want to watch their step

https://www.google.com/amp/s/amp.theguardian.com/uk-news/2022/nov/23/revealed-tory-peer-michelle-mone-secretly-received-29m-from-vip-lane-ppe-firm

Classy

If Maguire lives to be in his 80s he’ll just be a huge nose and a pair of massive, hairy ears.

FYP West England is a region.

Of baby gravy?

Roy Keane is Badgerman.

Is this a Yorkshire term for baby gravy?

Not saying the Farmers was a drug den, but if you lick this photo you won’t sleep for a week

Who the fuck thought it was a good idea building a castle on a motorway bridge?

Aye, I know- at that distance Southgate’s nose would’ve already made contact with the Tower.

Isn’t that the fucking massive one?

Did it not get a bit windy?