Monkeys Fist

I used AC/DC as a lad.…

A horse walked in to a bar and the barman said “ Hi Simon, why the long face?”

Give him a break, he’s just nervous about Africa … marra.

An economic Maguire

What amuses me about this whopper is that he’s gone through many versions of his face, at great cost, but still goes to Mick’s Barbers for the same £6:50 haircut.

Sticky biscuit

Christine McVie of Fleetwood Mac- 79 Oh Well.

Are they Gravy Seals or Meal Team 6?

We should send them a donation just for shits, giggles and fewms.

Mrs. Tom just before the crash- “ Weather looks iffy Thomas…” Tom- “ Looks like rein deer”

I’ll fix it for a buck. ( I’ll just get me coat).

From the comments “Oh and he’s scared of coriander. Lovejoy can’t just not like the taste of coriander he has to make up some nonsense about how it’s to do with an ancient fear of unknown plants and how they may be poisonous. Pretentious twat! “

When did Miggy’s apprentice come on? Totally missed that

Wilson. Unselfish cunt

Fucking ping! Megged the keeper

He’d have to be able to spell it first.

Nearly!

It’ll be interesting to see how Maguire fucks this up

Leek Crumble!

Cracking goal that like.

Nico Williams reminds me of someone…

I’d rather watch Chesney than listen to these jabberjaws.

Chesney fucking Hawkes????

Fucking Maguire