Monkeys Fist

More flip-flops than Whitley Bay in July.

I agree, but it was a fucking atrocious pen, and if he’d buried it, who knows? Still, looking forward to the absolute fewm when we buy Bellingham in January, and maybe even Saka for laughs.

Speaking of great jazz pianists, watch this

Aye but the Moroccan lasses though…

I wanted the clear penalties that were committed against us to be given, so aye, three, at least Anyway, did well well enough and none of our lads (Wilson, Trips, Bruno, Schar, Pope and Bellingham) are coming home fucked 👍

I’d love to see Morocco beat France, if for no other reason than to see the Right Wingers in France chew their own arseholes to pieces. And Argentina can get fucked in every game they play as far as I’m concerned. It would also be nice to see a final without any of the “big” teams, now that we’re out.

I’m not what you’d call a dedicated England fan, but I think we’ve been cheated here by some atrocious refereeing. Kane should’ve scored his pelanty, aye, but we shouldn’t have been in the situation where that was a deciding factor- we had several clear pelanty/ free kick just ignored by Pierre Brazil. Fucked off tbh. We were the better side there

Come on lads, let’s have this corner!

8 minutes?

Why is Maguire playing for a free kick when this ref has shown he’s not giving us the steam off his shite? Keep fucking possession

Fuck off Harry.

How is that not a penalty????

Ffs

This referee is taking the absolute piss here like.

We need Trips and Wilson on here at 60mins to counteract the mackems in our side.

Fuck off from where you fucked off to earlier.

Giddup! Here we go lads. Game is ours to win now.

Pelanty!

Get fucking Henderson off, wtf was he tackling him there for?

Got to say I’m not unduly worried yet. We’ve not shat the bed, and if when we need to, we’ve got great options on the bench. If we can get an equaliser, I can see France getting nervous here.

The second a French player went down, our Brazilian chum couldn’t blow fast enough. ( pause whilst we all acknowledge the entedre potential there)

We’ve responded well to going behind, no panic, just a quiet seethe.

Aye, we’re getting nowt so far decisions-wise.

The only mackem lass I’ve ever had conjugals with was a proper BOBFOC. Scored with her in Glencoe on a climbing trip, afternoon of climbing, evening on the piss in the Clachaig, then back to the digs- halfway through scuttling her I got the “wet mouth” and knew I was seconds away from a vomitacious evacuation of my stomach contents. The bedroom window was the closest outlet so I pulled out, spewed my ring out the window and headed straight to the bathroom to brush my teeth and curse my timing thinking “ Well done son, you’ve blown that!” When I went back in the bedroom the filthy slapper had just turned around and presented herself for doggy, which, of course, I obliged.