Monkeys Fist

Just watched something on BBC2 about the history of trainers, presented by Hannah Fry. Fascinating stuff.

Feyenoord Rotterdam first used the letters N, E, T, and A after a Geordie sailor introduced them to his Dutch friends in 1912. This imaginary event in the club’s history sparked a long, non-existent friendship between them and NUFC, and is reflected in the entirely coincidental similarities between versions of the club badge and NUFC’s. We spoke to club historian Paul Joannou who said ” I’ve called the police”.

Siouxsie, XTC, and the Rezillos ?

This one’s mint. https://bigtiddygoth-christmas.com/days

Not a good year for Twin Peaks musicians, is it?

Proper Warren Bartons on him there

I think the lads from Orgreave might disagree with that, mind.

He’s on a plane, studiously ignoring the film being played, can’t count his money in the air, no access to his “trophy room/wank bank” so he needs something to stop him from spiralling in to an unsalvageable state of extreme dullness.

Why are we still talking about illegal immigration? Didn’t we “take back control of our borders” when we left the EU? So, either we didn’t take back control of our borders, and the Brexiteers were full of shit, or, The Tories are so incompetent that, having taken back our borders, they’ve monumentally failed to actually control them?

This is the kind of utter filth which has sullied the true meaning of Christmas … … anyone got any more

Even with only 4 weeks graft a year, you just know the bloat would take a holiday during training.

Chill out…

Btw, where the fuck is he? A waiting room? What a whopper.

Basically what Gemmill said- the England job isn’t the pinnacle of management anymore. I’ve no doubt that at some point in the future Eddie will go for it, he’s already stated his patriotism and whatever, but he’s got unfinished business here to do first. He’s just not a quitter , (unlike Hippoheed when he left skid marks in the turf at the SoS when Engerland came calling, albeit briefly )

Stay frosty!

Howay man lads, that’s not Michael Owen, it’s Ted Robbins…

Careful lads. You’re on thin ice here.

Close, but ne pas de cigar!

Peterson Usher Blastro is a cool name tbh.