Monkeys Fist

Mangina.

I think in Dave’s case, the baseball cap is for the best…

Don’t tell Renton what he’s got, ffs.

Is it Walkergate Metro?

In the name of sanity, here be titties.

Who’s going to tell him?

You’re on a list now.

When did Kyle MacLachlan take over at Brentford?

Apparently I failed my test.

Confirmed

Hang on- the Chicken Nonce was in Palmersville Aldi?

Fat Ronaldo and his Mrs. must’ve got lost…

2-1.

The problem is, Fish, even the “reasonable” mackems are still, well, mackems. It’s inescapable.

Oddly, Mrs.F. bought me a stick deodorant last week- I read the label and it said ” Remove cap and push up bottom”. I could barely walk in to the A&E.

88yr old man causes hospital evacuation by arriving with a WW1 shell stuck up his nethers.

Looks really familiar but I can’t quite place it…

I was all for spaffing the lot on OnlyFans, tbh, but this’ll do as a distant second choice

Aye, being there for your mate will mean more to him than you probably realise.