Monkeys Fist

George Cohen, England ‘66 World Cup winner. Deed, 88. https://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/football/52184395

I hope that’s Martinez’ reply tbh.

Also, this is the one I have, it’s free and works very well. ( the purple one on the left, with CT’s dog humping the sofa on it).

I think the official term is mammary glands?

I’ve a Night Sky app that shows you what you’re looking at. I’d not realised you could see the Andromeda Galaxy with your own eyes ( @wolfy ) - it’s one of those that you see better with peripheral vision rather than looking directly. It’s also quite scary how much fucking junk is flying around up there.

Has your dog fucked the bejabbers out of the garden sofa yet, @Christmas Tree ?

He’ll have no trouble getting back to sleep though.

No idea who he is, but I’m guessing he’s from Southampton?

Top photoshop skills

Lawrence Dallaglio the guest DJ?

“ So yeah, the guys at Metecting Club say it’s an early Roman offering cup for Mithras… “

What if … …we’re the cause?

Mel agrees…

Second row…

Are you experiencing auditory or visual “glitches”? Do you sometimes feel like time has momentarily slowed? Does Mrs Fish, just for a second in your peripheral vision, look like Hugo Weaving? Have you been wearing your leather raincoat more than often?

Cheers mate, but…

Cheers Sammy, and so sorry to hear about your mate- it’s a real gut punch if it’s unexpected. ( I promise to not aim specifically at the velocipede community )

Have you tried switching yourself off then switching back on again?

You too man, hope your offer comes up 👍

Sorry to hear that HMHM, as the lads have said, you’re doing everything a mate could want. On a lighter note, I smashed my test. Drive was like a well lubed piston, slipping in to gaps with no trouble ( even got cut up by a cunt in a Beemer ). They gave me a Romanian hooker to despatch, and they’re notoriously feisty, but I recited Wearside Jack as I finished her off which I think sealed the deal. Happy Christmas to me

Got my HGV test at 2pm- going out for pre-test drive now. Mildly shiting it.