Monkeys Fist

DON’T TELL HIM CT!

I too have a Camembert fart fridge stank. Fuck the French

I guess that’s Ant’s fivehead on the left?

“ Dear Tom Toontastic, You are cordially invited to come and drink some leftover peeve at Fist Hall. Please do not bring any additional boozes as this would defeat the purpose. ( casual dress, carriages at 12 midnight). “

Being an Arctic animal, he’s feasting on frozen grapes.

I’m seriously looking at a mammoth task to work my way through the leftover booze and ridiculous foods from Christmas- I wouldn’t care, I was very “under” in the amount I bought, but I hosted 18 family members over Christmas and Boxing Day and they all brought a dray wagon worth of peeve Life is sooo hard

Was back on the 2nd , 7:15 am. Booked a week off 15th-22nd to find a Ripper job, ( I have not told Mrs. F. ) * * this is key to actually having a week off, otherwise there’d be a list of “essential” jobs produced in no time.

@The Fish, I’ll let you make your own sister joke here mate… https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-tyne-64146530

I think he digs up small, ancient nubbins…

Third from left’s doppelgänger is sitting there on the right.

“ Very dark green”

Woof.

1-3 innit cha wasteman! Bruno, BUJ, and Wilson.

We should ask the Palmersville Prosecco Chicken Nonce , he’ll know.

Miss Fist has just returned from her first New Year party, mildly befuddled but happy as a pig in shit. Thankfully, she didn’t deny having had a drink, which is so much easier to respond to as a “concerned Dad”, and she’s by no means pissed as we’d think of it. Still, I’m going to rag her like a bastard tomorrow morning

My street has 12 houses on it, 8 of which have at least one dog. There’s a restaurant at the top of it which has a semi-professional fireworks display at midnight every New Year, which lasts about 10 minutes and is both brilliant and as loud as fuck. Standing outside watching it, and listening to the absolute fucking canine mayhem going off was a thing of beauty.

As it says, here’s to us all having a better year than last, and enjoying everyone who isn’t a Newcastle fan squirming like fuck as we romp to victory. All the best, fuckers

Happy New Year Comrade! 👍

FYP

So, just on first listen, Zero and War Boys are the two tracks that stand out to me. Interested enough to come back to it mind 👍

Ewerk, let's face it. And I'm not being funny. I mean no disrespect, but you're a cunt. You're a cunt now, and you've always been a cunt. And the only thing that's going to change is that you're going to be an even bigger cunt. Maybe have some more cunt kids. Happy New Year btw

Bruges is a shithole…

Ooh… I like that