Monkeys Fist
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Have these spitfire-making tits not won yet? Howay man, ffs, crack on you buftys.
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How’s it any worse than crowning Chaz ?
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We should fuck Charles III off, put Wykiki on the Throne, and rename the country the United Cuntdom.
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Is Kinnear still alive, btw? Asking for a mate in North London. -
Come on, no one throws free food away up here - plus, bricks are much more efficient
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Spuds’ director of football has just resigned Fabio Paratici resigns as Tottenham managing director following ban from football https://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/football/65346572
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MLFd YP
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Stonehub.com NSFW.
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We have an outdoor… An outdoor sofa, We dig up rubbish, and think it’s gold We’re paddle boarding And voting Corbyn I didn’t have a next line so I used this instead. Bhun Bhun ! Cack and shite army!
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BBC saying two people have serious injuries- maybe it was sun-dried tomatoes still in the jar?
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https://www.independent.co.uk/news/uk/hastings-police-eastbourne-lidl-b2324215.html?amp
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He was from a weird family. His brother had epilepsy and dressed as a cowboy , called himself Tex Fitz. His mother used to go to the local park and hang off the goalposts every day- other than that she was a lovely woman, Annette. ( I’ve translated these from the Ancient Sanskrit they were first written in).
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I knew a lad who kept 100 rabbits up his arse. Called him Warren.
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I asked him ages ago and it’s his Dad, pwopa nawty wideboy frum Seven Sisters Road. Also, his only other option was Leeds, so fair enough
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Gaffer is a Yorkshire Spuds fan, I’ve had his life this week. To the tune of “ I’m Getting Married in the Morning”… ” You’re getting dry-raped at the weekend”. He accepts his fate.
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Do you mean Ham?
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Aye, for a week or so, until they give him a new job.
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Did you just assume my Adam Johnson?
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Quick reminder to buy in your Cured Pork joints and Cooking Lager for this Sunday coming.…
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Robin Robin doesn’t speak Russian, so I’ve found a translated version just for him.
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“Slaven was granted a testimonial game by Middlesbrough against Hereford United at the Riverside Stadium in 1996, but was embarrassed by a low turnout of 3,537”
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Do we know for sure he’s not actually Morrisey?
