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I reckon the council could’ve saved a fortune on the demolition of that tower block in Walker this weekend. Just give HMHM a curry and a night on the piss and he’d have it flattened next morning.

They dead, like?

If you say the average player costs a PL side £40mil these days, you’re getting about 12 players for your £500mil. Not really a squad overhaul when you include “prospects” too.

You seen the team sheet like, Breadstick?

That’s no way to talk about Gemmill- he made a valid point, and it’s not just him who thinks you are predominantly a WUM. In fact, let’s have a little straw poll. IS LTA A WUM? Hit like for YEH FAM! Hit jaysus for NAH BLUD. Or don’t, no one really cares, petal

Forgive me for questioning your clit, but how the fuck do you come to this conclusion? Howe says which players he’d like. That’s pretty much it, from him. I very much doubt he had much involvement in the actual negotiations between clubs over the price, so I fail to see how he’s responsible? Most of the problems we seem to be having on the field can be laid at the door of the club not being willing/able to replace the Ashley era players with quality. Yes, I’m frustrated at times when he seems reluctant to change players during a match, but we don’t really have a squad of equals as far as bench players are concerned. Again, not his fault. Sacking Howe now or at the end of the season would solve the square root of fuck-all. You’d be looking for his replacement, most of the coaching and technical team he brought in, you’d likely piss-off many of the players, and, transfer-wise, it’d be a leap backwards, since whoever you got to replace him would want rid of certain players that would otherwise not be on the transfer market. You’d also raise a considerable stink amongst fans, the actual ones who live locally and go to games. For every gobshite on Reddit, X , and The other place, there’s 2-3 who don’t bother with online yappery who are happy with Howe and wouldn’t want to see him go. ( I’m assuming you’ll see this, since you’ve clearly “unblocked” me judging by your strop above ).

Just wait until “she” wakes up and puts “jaysus” reactions on every post that basically says fuck off. LTA- My teenage girl persona isn’t getting the attention I’d/she’d like, I’ll post a ridiculous Eddie Out thread and get some clicks. *comes back to thread later… I’M SOO BUTT HURT! WHY DOES NO ONE TAKE ME SEEEEERIOUSLY????? Tragic

Don’t feed the pig lads.

Online or did you get it in Town?

Not quite as bad as joining the Mud Ckub, but I’ve only just, today, this fucking morning in fact, discovered that there is a second pair of blackout curtains in my truck, that drop down alongside my bed. Ffs… No more hanging towels to try to block out light.

It’ll end up as another “Destination “ bar full of wankers, I expect.

There’s nowt else to do in Berwick, other than shit your pants.

This clip seems appropriate … ( It’s the end of The French Connection).

Worth it for his lass’s chebs.

@Dr Gloom, so sorry to hear about your mate’s tragic loss, man. What a horrible situation you find yourself in too- all you can do is be there for your mate when he needs you, but don’t forget about yourself. I imagine you’re also grieving the loss of the little girl, and it’s important you allow yourself time to do so. Other than that, not much more I can add to what the lads have already said.

If everyone just pretends it’s one of their own, problem solved with a bonus boost to civic pride.

Careful with your mincer ankles.

Rape Rape Buttery Biscuit Rape. Dorty bassa-never liked him.

Falconry images ✅

Watched the Lucan documentary mentioned a few pages back. Firstly, poor bastard- adopted to then find out your bio mam was murdered by Lucan. No wonder the bloke is a bit messed up. The end left me more than a little frustrated. The argument that Neil put forward for it being Lucan was just as valid as the argument against, I thought, but, presumably since the old fella hasn’t been nicked, there’s more compelling proof to keep him at liberty. Surely DNA would settle the issue?

What a horrible situation PL. Is putting him in a no-kill rescue centre an option or not? Either way, you’re losing the little fella which is going to be rough.