Monkeys Fist

Now I’d bring Gordon on

Big Fucking Joe! Fuck off scouse cunts.

Big Mo’s Chopping Squad have done their work

Nice family…

Mackem porn. Reported.

He was a good lad, Dobbin. Only ever wanted fresh hay and a warm stable. RIP.

Gordon has only started 2 games so far since signing. I won’t be at all surprised to see him start on the bench. Why put a lad who’s still finding his feet with us in a high-pressure situation that is just as likely to see him red-carded as score? That said, once we’re cruising and several goals ahead, get him in for the last half hour just to piss on the scouse Mackem’s cheesy chips.

Please try to dive in the fountains.

Meh, amateur-hour that palaver. A quiet word in the ear from Big Mo’s Chopping Squad over summer and we’ll be punching lights out next season.

Almost makes you feel sorry for Alex Bruce.… … almost.

If you’re heading towards Leeds.

I gannet tell a lie- yes I am.

(I meant Herring Gull, not Herring Roll Mop 😂)

Wait until he’s up before the beak in his first magistrates court herring.…

I’ve seen more than I care to of full, wife-beating mullets here as well, often paired with a ridiculously sparse ‘tache. If Fist Jnr. ever sports one, he’ll be introduced to some 1970s parenting, and a pair of clippers

Is there an echo in here, in here?

I’m sure that’s illegull.

I mean, walking out after 20 minutes isn’t very loyal is it?

Aye, bits of it- Trigger was funny. As you say though, it’s very southern.

I’m not the biggest fan of that show, no.

Doesn’t he already mine for worthless coins?

Well… fuck me