Monkeys Fist

They’re like the B&M Bargains of football. Is this really the pic they’re wanting? Why are they in our old Bananas in Pyjamas away kit?

Please don't call me 'treacle'...... as a man I find that highly offensive

Bought this but it turns out it’s tat. Asked for a refund only to be told “ Don’t give up your day job, lolz” I think it was second hand too, as it reeked of blue pop

Anyone smell cheesy chips?

Is that you in the profile pic? Absolute unit of a Fivehead tbh.

Tits or gtfo tbh.

That’ll be tighter than your 32” jeans on Cup Final day man. I’m thinking somewhere like Head of Steam but I’ve no idea if they have screens.

That’s what I’m after

No chance of me going south, but Fist Jnr wants to watch it. Anyone recommend any child ( he’s 12) friendly pubs that; 1-Will have it on 2- Serve decent beer?

Eey marra that Idris Ebly is a MLF tho but.

Sounds someone needs to bang some heads together at the FA to get it sorted.

Stand by for claims that Barcelona was “founded” by mackems, they’re all MLF’s, and the formation of Barca Black Cats. Barcelona: Englishman Miles Barron revealed as club's first manager https://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/football/64403587

BBC still firmly in the “only one united” camp mind. Manchester United 2-0 Nottingham Forest (5-0 on agg): United to play Newcastle in Carabao Cup final https://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/football/64395351

We should get Pimms as shirt sponsors.

I’d second this- it’s a fantastic show, some really well-observed characters, and the best grumpy old cunt on TV. It’s classed as comedy but it’s so much more than just a comedy. It inevitably gets compared to the Royle Family as Craig Cash wrote for both, but I think this is far better.

Given his experience with Taxi queues I’d have thought Gemmill would handle rejection better than this.

Can’t question his sexuality if he’s not had any

“ Galhart stood on the centre spot and took it all in- here he was, at the greatest football team in Wearside, desperate to impress. As he scanned the half empty stadium he felt a tear spring forth- was it the emotion of what lay ahead, or was it just the meaty tang of seat turds making his eyes sting? One thing he knew, he’d definitely be here longer than the gaffer.”

Al Inshirah?

I’ll be watching the special addition and routing like fuck

“ Here, Salman, just nip up and put the clock forward an hour mate “

I’ve been gay for 6 years.