Monkeys Fist

Bored. Been to the beach to walk the hairy shit-machine, made, and eaten, a Roast Beef dinner, watched Gladiator with Mrs. Fist fizzing at the slit. So, top ten films. Gladiator ( ) Raging Bull Big Lebowski Withnail and I Apocalypse Now Perfume ( The Story of a Murderer). Godfather ( I &II) Star Wars ( IV- VI) High Plains Drifter Young Frankenstein Loads I could’ve listed, but I’ll watch these any time.

Mick Jagger is having a hike through the Scottish Highlands, when he comes across a sheep straddling a local lad, giving him gyp. Mick says, ” Hey! Ewe! Get off McCloud!”

SYP

I’ll be firing up the BBQ and hoying the bangers on.

Honestly- I’m not arsed. Since we’re no longer having to worry about it, I’m paying little, if any attention to it. Having said that, it’ll be fucking hilarious watching T-Rex fail to get signed to another PL club when the Scouse Mackems go down.

Aye- agreed. We’ve shown over the entire season that this is not “form” for us, it’s how we play now. There’s no good reason to think we’ll stop doing this for our last few games. We also have something that we didn’t have for most of the season- two strikers who are scoring for fun. We’re more likely to catch Arsenal than drop out of the CL spots tbh, (even if that’s not mathematically possible, we can still do it ) Sausages!

Oh! bada bing!

On a totally unfootball related tangent, this is Cloris Leachman, who played Frau Blücher in Young Frankenstein. So, back to business…

I don’t know about anyone else, but after Wilson’s 2nd I ran over the road to the gay couple’s house and killed them and their kid in celebration. Shame it was disallowed.

Hon hon hon.

They were going to replace him with Bruce but bottled it when they saw the projections for the catering bill.

Hair transplant-having arschloch.

Didn’t need to FYP

Don’t you be be getting too excited there.

Having waited for all the episodes to release, and avoided all spoilers, me and Fist.Jnr are starting The Mandalorian season 3 tonight. Have to say, I’ve loved it so far, so I’m looking forward to it.

They were all glued to the Brighton game , pants down …

I think the first goal is crucial here. If we score first, I can see them crumbling under our relentless pressure. If they score first, I can see them crumbling under our relentless pressure.

About a week ago or something I made a post where I said Eddie wasn’t quite world class, yet. Starting with him saving us from what was an almost nailed on relegation, to his incredible ability to turn average players in to world beaters, to his humility when faced with his repeated success, he’s absolutely, unquestionably, world fucking class. I’m under no illusion that next season doesn’t have plenty of potential Holden McGroins, but I can’t think of another manager I’d rather have leading us through it. The best thing about it all, is that had, by some miracle, this happened under Ashley, we’d be wondering which “big” club he’d be moving on to… … now though, who, genuinely, could take him off us?