Monkeys Fist

“Ah meayn, the wadnt compareuh to Nissan, marra, but it was cleyahly a classy playuce cuz it had two car parks! Mebbeyuz it’s cuz horseless vehyiclez are still magical to us, but ah wiz just blown awayuh that in such a modern thing tha wuz a fan of massive lads. FTM, MLF, PLO, IRA an’ that”

Who’d like a slice of pineapple with today’s overcooked gammon ? https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/articles/cly4g2v0ej6o

“safc air freshener” The most redundant product ever made.

Were you on holiday for this one?

Showing my age, but I can not think of Brentford without hearing Alan Freeman selling their static riddled bedding. So, 5-0. Brace from Emperor Roscoe and John Peel, with a winner from Diddy Davis Hamilton.

4-3 to us would be nice…

SCHAR!

THE CHOOOOOOK!!!

ISAK!! Get the fuck in!

5-0. To us. *phew

Fyp

LGBGA!!!!!

That last lad with the beard looks a bit of a git.…

Make a shed in the front garden out of all the pallets, to ‘bang old mugs’ in. The neighbours will love it your Mrs. will too.

If the beer-swilling cunt can point to the Chagos Islands on a map without looking it up first I’ll eat my bleeding heart. Someone needs to take this whopper out flying again, do the job properly this time.

Imagine Batty’s old teacher knowing Peter Withe. What are the chances?

AOC will be in her absolute prime in 4yrs. They need to start positioning her as de facto Dem leader asap.

As Wykiki was recovering and a nurse asked if he’d like some toast. W- “ ‘appen a would, aye.” N- “ Hiw do you like it?” W- “ Wi’ jamon. “

Whilst I fully agree with what you’re saying above, I think ‘Murica is way beyond that stage of play.

Also, Trump will pardon annyone and everyone who pays him anyway, regardless of Biden.

Tales From The Truck : Volume IX. One of the things they don’t teach you when you take your test is how to deal with the boredom once you’ve done the same route a few times. I’m sure you’ll all join me in congratulating myself on winning a Gold Medal at the Fart Olympics. The winning move was a Triple-Split Trump Triumvirate. One fart, which, on its route to freedom, splits in to three, one each going either side of your nut sack, one going direct up the middle of the bag. Done three consecutive times. I’m absolutely delighted. I even topped it off with a Quad-split, which is as above but with an extra gufflet heading up the back groove. Outstanding. Sadly, since I’ve just dropped the kids off at the pool, the tank is empty and no more Arse Athletics are likely for the remainder of my run. The hours just fly by.

Not a doctor or owt, but sounds like he might have suffered a stroke? https://amp.theguardian.com/football/2024/dec/01/fiorentina-edoardo-bove-taken-to-hospital-after-collapsing-on-pitch-internazionale