Monkeys Fist

“ Sheila! All the bloody eggs have smashed on the roof of the fridge again” ” Well, we are upside down, Possum” ” Crikey…”

Its Bogan for chicken I think. Strewth!

Dorty Bastard Scumbag? Passed with distinction thanks.

Absolutely Baltic there mind. 🥶

He still won’t bang you Doreen.

Half of that is Ferguson’s bar bill that they’re still paying off.

His face

Speaking of ancient communication systems, I had to send a new driving license photo to the DVLA today. As it’s 2023 and not 1823, you’d think I could send it, and pay, remotely via t’interweb? No, no, no Mr. Fist- why make it easy? Pay only with a cheque (remember them?) or postal order, and send and actual photograph, via actual mail. I’m surprised they didn’t want it sent by carrier pigeon.

I’m surprised anyone understands him- it’s so old he’s speaking in hieroglyphs

Up CT’s freshly evacuated hoop?

Me too. Knew how to knock out a decent tune

Depends- are the crisps lion shaped or not?

“ Eeya, our Kevina, ‘ave ya tried theyse frozen grapes in ya 8 Ace? “

GERRIZ IN THE FUCKEN BEWK!

The guarantee of Überfewm would give an already spicy plan some extra oomph. Where do I sign?

Infinity pools of piss. You’d get a RIBA award for that alone.

What about this then?

I’d also suggest slightly rotating the pitch, it’s currently about 150° from north to south. Putting it at 120° would create more room to build at either end, and has nothing at all to do with the direction of Mecca from Newcastle. Nothing at all

“Get him in the bewk!” ” What’th a bewk, da?” ” Daint kna son it’s a… are yay lisping? That bloody mag nursery teacher!”

As the smallest capacity stand, and the one with restrictions on any future increase in size, it would probably make sense to convert the East stand in to an all-standing section. You would increase capacity, give the whole east side an injection of atmosphere, and create superb fan-division with the old cunts sat there whinging like bitches about being moved. I see nothing but wins all round.

FYFYP

Until KLD’s mam let’s him buy new players, they haven’t got much choice.