Monkeys Fist

Aye, a billionaire riding a gold carriage to meet a bloke in a dress who’ll put a gold hat on him. All of which we pay for. Meanwhile, he’ll be exempt from over 160 laws.… https://amp.theguardian.com/uk-news/2022/jul/14/queen-immunity-british-laws-private-property

Aye, and it had nowt to do with “Independence”.

Team Sausaged YP.

I’m going to bail on this pun-run, it doesn’t warrant my efforts.

Lad I knew lived with his brother who was properly OCD. Every time I went to their place I’d just slightly tip a few pictures to one side or another. Apparently it drove him mental, but my moment of glory was when I realised he had a square, abstract bit of art hanging up. Everytime I went, it got rotated 90°, which according to his brother gave him the fucking yips as he knew something was off, but couldn’t quite tell what it was. I really am a bit of a cunt.

He had to move out of Whitley- gangs of Actors were going round chinning people.

I don’t know, but it kills 99% of known germs.

Has this place got an echo Chambers?

Oh, the absolute FEWWWWWM! if we did that.

If he’s got anything between his ears he’ll go for “Dominik”

Bad news mate- he won.

How would he fit in with Isak, Wilson and Messi though?

I’ll take that as a yes then. Imagine.…

Gemmill is a mackem????

Of course.

“ I coat him fucking a gull!” ” A gull? You mean a jeune lady?” ” Non”

I was getting paid.

Sorry, didn’t recognise it as Dumfries as the bridge isn’t PLASTERED IN FUCKING SEAGULL SHITE LIKE THE REST OF THE TOWN! * * I spent several visits there cleaning said substance from the windows and cladding of the hospital. Got fucking baked most nights

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I see what you did there.