Monkeys Fist

I don’t get it?

I laughed at this so much I’ve produced a stool* * no, CT, not really.

What a pouffé

Me and my brother moved seats one year and were on the end of a row of 6, just below the Level 7 concourse. The other fine gentleman on our row were that Sayers gangster bloke and his three mates/heavies. The Partizan game he was on his phone constantly and making none too subtle arrangements with a bloke in the Partizan away section. Just before the game ended he asked if we’d like to come along to “ a cultural exchange” with the Partizan mob. We also politely declined

No need to couch it in obscure puns, say what you mean.

Nar, marra, one lewk at the MLF that wasn’t there and Partizan would’ve ‘ad it away in their toes.

Isn’t there just two of them? Tragic.

Having your midget hoop rimmed out by multiple Morlocks in the replies can cloud your thinking.

“ Aye, aye, pet. Off you go to the maternity hospital. I’ve got Bhuna to cook and tickets to get.”

Tell her there’s an absolute exhibition you want to see on the Sunday Afternoon. Then arrange with CT where you’re meeting him.

Showed my mates the tattoos I got recently in Malaga, and they were surprised at the level of detail on them. I said, aye… I’ll just see myself out, thanks.

Both rancid old cunts?

2-0 to us, Klopp sent to the smoking shelter after they get an equaliser VARed.

Err, if we win against the Dippers, the honours are Trophyshy’s, according to the rules.

Time to take sides, innit.

These consonant puns are doing my head in.

I think I might have that dubious honour tbh. Tbf, it was on a plate

So do I

I used to pick Keith up regularly when I was taxiing. Sorted me out with bus seats a few times. Lovely bloke, glad to hear he’s back.

Assuming he’s finished his maternity leave, there’s only one man for the job…

You can understand the likes of Le Tissier and David Icke falling for this kind of fantasy bullshit, but Oliver is/was a historian. The most basic thing about being a historian is establishing the veracity of your sources. He’s absolutely murdered his career for a dip in the loony pool. Glorious

Is that the same Richard Keys that fucked his daughter’s best mate while his wife is was being treated for cancer?