Monkeys Fist

MLFd YP

Btw, for all that these young, nubile, dildo wearing lasses are top notch, I’d climb over all of them for a 1 minute “pay at the pump” with Hannah Waddingham. Top notch Milf. I reckon even Meenz would have a go.

I still find it quite staggering that MPs aren’t held to the same basic principles of employment as the rest of of us - if we lie, and are proven to have done so, to our employers, we can expect to have our employment terminated. I’ve yet to hear why MPs who blatantly lie aren’t summarily peddled.

Harsh tbh. Who amongst us, in our greatest moment, hasn’t simply forgotten about the Mandingo Mauler strapped to our noggin?

As of midnight tomorrow, unless @Meenzerintervenes beforehand, I am definitely changing this thread title to Blartovision. It’s been ridiculous

but still…

Whilst that’s all valid, the very fact that we’re in the position to even have to be concerned about a losing CL place is outrageous, considering how woefully underfunded we’ve been before the takeover. The performance, not just from the playing and coaching staff, which has been verging on miraculous for most of the season, but also the of the administrative side of the club, to re-engage an (understandably) disillusioned fan base is nothing short of ridiculous. I still think we’ll retain a CL spot, tbh. I simply can’t see Howe and co. allowing us to slip out of it. But, if we do, it’s not the end of the world-it’ll be annoying, aye, but our lowest mathematically possible finish now is still way ahead of where anyone, Eddie included I’d imagine, could’ve possibly expected at the start of the season. I’ll say again, though, I absolutely think we’ll qualify for the CL, and we’ll have done it in some style.

Anyone who isn’t all over this like a dog eating chips should be howked from this thread, permanently. Not even joking. 😉

He’s not someone you’d expect to know about keeping your hands in the right places , is he? Because he fucked his daughter’s best mate whilst his wife was having treatment for cancer.

Gemmill has voted for himself- this, alone, should be grounds for a long-winded and ultimately fruitless discussion about a ban amongst the Kommisariat. Taxi!

Working Men’s Clubs are a bit of an anachronism in sunderland aren’t they?

Hats off to Southampton for providing booster seats mind.

Have a word with CT, he’s your dribbling expert on here.

I note that The Iceman himself is absent from the candidates??? Pas de saucisson?

Btw, whoever gets it, Seagulls, comeback, it’s a tap in tbh. FTM

I got 13 fucking goals in a week, bloody ingrates But, aye, Meenzer, if only to interrupt his Eurovision cup final.

Good job they’ve got Antonio Mowberini as gaffer.

Yes x2

I’ve heard the cows play football there. edit; on a side note, I had a back scuttle with a lass on top of Cow and Calf rocks, baht ‘at.

Leeds fan grabbing Howe in the tech area. Fine incoming, fucking twats.

I mean, he’s scored.

With dutty custard?