Monkeys Fist

Vardy will be getting split in half by his Missus tonight to prepare him for Monday.

I wouldn’t be surprised if it goes to pelanties.

Unreal isn’t it?

also, Scouse cunts

Fucking watch it, Statto.

Oops, sorry Gemmill. I deleted one of your duplicate posts, and it looks like both have gone.

It’s the extra toe.

Shall I spell it out for you? Feck You With A … ?

FYWASS

He is strong with the Farce.

Any more of this nonsense and I’ll be having words.

Fair play to him- the only thing I can think of that would be worse than cheering on a Saudi owned club would be cheering on a club that continued playing a child molester when they knew what he’d done.…

Spotted CT on a covert cottaging trip…

That’s Peter White.

It’s Peter Withe. pretending to be Kevin Scott?

The two lads left of Lee are Bracewell, far left, and Steve Watson next to Boberto. Gaza jerky is to the right of Lee.

Mackem behaviour that, marra.

I don’t know about anyone else, like, but my head lice are fucking whoppers.

I have to say, as well as watching our club transform in to a fantastic side playing great football, with one of the best young managers around, and fully re-engaging the fans, one of the other absolute joys of this takeover is seeing the absolute, seething, collective breakdown of our Morlock neighbours- just when you think they’ve hit peak fewm, they go chewing their own gums off at some new, imaginary scenario they’ve created and descend in to a whole new level of fucking tapped. Absolutely fucking glorious. I hope Coventry win the play off too- just to piss on their cheesy chips a bit more.

I had a bastard of a job keeping my guide dog on Shergar as I rode down to PL HQ.

He also brought a lightbulb into the dressing room before a team talk to emphasise how important it is to transmit energy.