Monkeys Fist

Simples!

TALES FROM THE TRUCK VOL 89. ffs.

I’ve done worse.

LTA claims to have more football knowledge in their clit than most of this board, which is amply demonstrated in the post this referred to, since LTA is a 36yr old bloke called Ibrahim.

Is that you putting a hex on me? I taught my pet frog how to do metalwork last year. I said “ What’s the best way to join metal duct, Pierre?” He said “ Rivet”

Wrong thread mate.

I’m so pleased my kids are older now and I don’t have to sit through The Fucking Nativity! Movies. Two things I learned from the experience; 1-Clenching and grinding your teeth for over an hour is painful. 2- I would happily run Marc Wooten over, then reverse back to do it again.

Where Eagles Dare! It’s got snow, and mountains, and Swiss chalets, and Nazis, and Ingrid Pitt! Merry Christmas! ( I never knew Ingrid was a Holocaust survivor, three years in a camp near Danzig!)

Anyone think there’s something decidedly off about these “masked” and “unmasked” pics of the CEO shooting suspect(s)? Different materials in hoody in the top pics and bottom ones. Different colours of backpack Pockets/ no pockets. The bloke in the bottom pictures has a much wider nose than top boy. I smell a great big, stinking NY rat

Have had my Mrs’ cooking too, like?

He asked to move to LB for his own safety…

I knew a lass called Polly.

It was 47 yrs ago, I was 9.

There was a long-standing and utterly false rumour that she was a trans woman, which never once put me off That Trading Places scene

I reckon I’d disappoint Ruth Wilson much better than Holden would.

I’m usually happy to take one for the team and look up any vile and disgusting subject you lads with a more sensitive search history won’t- but even I have my limits.

Star Wars movies- first one came out just after Christmas in ‘77, and the new batch all had Christmas release dates- me and my brother always met up with our sons to go and see them. To me, they are Christmas movies.

My Mam named me that.

You’re kind of missing the point I was making to Mrs. F. though- a military sniper is paid money to kill targets given to him by his employer. A hitman/assassin is also paid money to kill targets given to him by his employers. The political or ethical reasons for whatever conflict the military lad is in are as irrelevant as the reasons the assassin’s employer want the target dead. Neither one is morally superior to the other. Where they stand on the moral scale is an entirely different question, but my point is that they are essentially the same.

So, Mrs. F. and I are watching the latest episode of The Jackal. Events in the story prompted a minor disagreement where, obviously, I’m right and she’s wrong It’s spoiling nothing to say that the Jackal is ex-military. I stated that what he’s doing now-being a paid assassin, is, from a purely moral P.O.V., absolutely no different to what he did in the Army- he’s paid money to kill targets given to him by his employers. Mrs. F. disagrees. On what basis, I don’t know, as she’s just said “ But it’s WRONG!”… … which is a different argument entirely. Who’s right, and why is it me?