Monkeys Fist

I hope she sat on Jasper.

I mean, he got Lineker wrong.

It’d be funny as fuck if it kicked off

I say we suspend Dougle’s account because he’s going against the party line.

Luther Movie- terrible It suffers from plot sieve, as there’s so many holes in it. And the finale makes absolutely no fucking sense whatsoever. And no Ruth Wilson. Huge hints that he’s the next Bond, though.

About half an hour in to the Luther movie on Netflix. So far, it’s a series of glaring plot holes, but if Ruth Wilson shows up all will be forgiven.

Aye, but WHAT ABOUT THE SMALL BOATS, EH??????

“We’ve just got to roll our sleeves… wait, did someone say roll…bacon roll?”

Come through with this and Ayatollah won’t give a shit about any matches

Let’s not forget that this whole shitshow is straight out of the Tory/Trump/Goebbels playbook. The whole thing is designed to take direct attention away from the disgusting proposals and policy of Braverman and her fellow cunts, which it’s doing amazingly well. Who’d have thought installing a Tory as DG of the BBC would have compromised its impartiality from the very top?

We’ve definitely lived the downs and further downs of Wykiki’s miserable time in the French fucken Alps…

I’ve heard that tale tbf. Bloke was called Bill Bao.…

They missed one.

Shit and Vac

One of?

That’s one of Chuck’s chat-up lines.

One of our shares could buy SAFC and get change.

Imagine if you get stuck in the airport with the Blackburn Massive…

Thank god for very small mercies

You could just change the pastry to lettuce, and the all the fillings to salmon, job done.

Here you go @Christmas Tree , I know you don’t read but there’s nice pictures of pies. British Pie Awards: 'Why I'm aiming high with my doner kebab pie' https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-leicestershire-64864452

We’re assuming by PL he means Premier League, which renders his statement as ridiculous. Since we know mackems never make ridiculous statements, PL has to mean something else here. Paedo Lovers fits perfectly.

Not something I’d recommend anyone to watch, tbh.