Monkeys Fist

Where’s @The Fish when you need him?

Me and my mate once found an absolute goldmine of hedge porn in the bushes by the hill at the bottom of Killy Lake. * My mate was rather taken by Ingrid Pitt, so he took a hardback full of pics of her tits, whilst I got a 20 mag mix-up of Hustler and Razzle. I definitely got the better deal. * for clarity, this was when we were in our early teens, not recently.

Fucking harsh on Joe that like.

Indeed

Isn’t Mrs. Wykiki from Nottingham?

Interviewer-“What skills can you bring to this role?” Me-

“Hi, it’d take a braverman than me to comment on last week’s events.… so, here’s Ian Reich”

No need to be so salty. That’s a gravy accusation and I suspect you’re just trying to curry favour.

Now then, now then.

Sliding in late to chip in with the scraps.…

Bad news- I’m the Standards Committee.

He bought some dodgy pills after the final, had a massive acid flashback and has been living under a bush on Hampstead Heath ever since, living off raw rabbits and dog turds. Maybe.

If the mackems don’t put a I’d in for Net(t)o there’s something not right.

It’s like watching sunlin’.

*sigh*

Close enough.

According to the BBC

Holden will be after you for dissing his woman

Aye, they’re good tbf, much better than this garbage. plus

I thought the mega-Rich, absolutely meticulous at planning, foresees-all-events villain’s choice of escape vehicle was… well… strange

Aye, anar marra. FTM

Aye, that’s terrible, but this… Who the fuck wears a beige shirt?

Aye. https://www.chroniclelive.co.uk/news/north-east-news/appeal-cats-fan-after-attack-1555321