Monkeys Fist

Bernabewwww!

Mackem manager interview questions; Do you know the over riding importance of Sixinaroah? Is job security something you care about? Catts for you, like? When polishing a turd, where in the South Stand would you sit? Welcome to the Tramp Nou. * * with thanks to Toonpack.

Charlie Magri’s real name is Carmel Magri.…

Tastes like Spicy Nik Naks?

Atlanta is a city in the US that hosted the Olympics. Atalanta has some pwopa nawty geezers.

I wonder where she gets that from?

I quite liked Nice 'n' Spicy Nik Naks until about 30 minutes ago.

I know everyone is distracted by his… hat. But wtf is up with his right foot in the left pic?

April 1st. Fucking jizz whippets aren’t even trying to hide the piss taking are they?

I’m loving it tbh. I’m at the stage where I can fly about on metal birdies, but haven’t been to the baddies island yet. I’m pissing about in the Arena ( where there’s a very good sharpshot bow to get, but it’s 80 fucking medals!) and upgrading the armours you mentioned before I fuck around with the big boys. Also nipping back to early game bases as there’s some new missions popped up now that I’ve got my wings. Havent’ played TLOU2 yet, I really enjoyed the first. Control is a cracking game- bit of a head-fucker at times, but it gets better as it progresses. The powers you gain are quite good fun.

Ben Davies is a footballer for Spuds. Ben Dover is a film maker of fine repute.

Don’t be a pecker!

These things happen in the low income, single ethnicity, areas of cities. Usually on cold grey mornings.

That’s fowl

Is that miserable mackem twat, James Bolam?

Nah, pizza mate.

Guess what I had for tea tonight?

Miserable basa

Gexit.

You could probably do with a new jacket tbf.