Monkeys Fist

These fuckers should be given a points deduction to start next season with. Habitual pitch invaders.

Just a quick one to congratulate fellow members of TEAM SAUSAGE for standing firm all season. Bring on the Euro Bangers.

Next Friday.

If Mrs.KCG wants a copy for the family album, I’ll send the original.

Sergio Rico: Paris St-Germain goalkeeper in 'serious' condition after riding accident https://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/football/65738610

Sorted.

Miguel Delaney on reading this

Phillip Schofield: Holly Willoughby says she is hurt over affair lies https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/entertainment-arts-65735702 Poor lass. Out of all the people directly involved in this tawdry affair, you’ve got to really feel for Tits McGee being lied to by her work colleague. Ffs.

Still is.

More to the point, though, what the fuck are you doing watching him? How dire were your other options for this one to be the winner?

Never mind this play-off shit, this is the stuff I want to hear about. Is it a 50+ yr old slapper who was probably worth a shuffle in 1990-91, singing terrible Whitney Houston covers, with a tribute to Tina Turner as her finale? Or some bloke the same age with a Paul Weller cut, angrily belting out his “interpretations” of The Jam songs?

It’s been a while, remind me what that was ?

Aye, I know they were third, but my point still stands- it’s mental that a team with 20+ points less than the third placed team can be promoted over them. Not only is it unfair, but it’s fucking pointless- what chance have those teams got of staying up? I just think it makes a mockery of the whole concept of a league. If it’s a fair way to decide promotion, then it’s a fair way to decide relegation, aye? So finishing 15th in the PL, on 40+ points, thinking you’re safe, but no- fuck you, play three games to decide whether you go down? It’s fucking bollocks man. Bottom three go down , top three go up.

I’ve always said that the play-off concept is fucking idiotic. Play all season, finish third, way clear of 4th place team.… … fuck you, the 6th place team are going up based on one game.

I like José, always have.

Use it to build a winter shelter for the outdoor sofa. #streetliving #lifeonthebreadline etc etc

And so the cyclops chinned her. Another classic.

FTM’d YP Marra.

Weird. He’s fallen, Vic, and clearly had some chafing, rendering him disabled. btw, the antivax nutters in the replies

“Luton captain Lockyer 'responsive and talking' after collapsing on pitch Lockyer taken to hospital for further tests“ What happened ? ( obviously he collapsed, but what’s the craic?) 1-1 btw

Whatever happened to Wacky Jnr aka @Jusoda Kid?