Monkeys Fist

So did his Mrs.

Terribly dressed footballers is as traditional as Morris Dancing, winning wars and brown food. Here’s Barry Venison toning down his usual flamboyance for his wedding.

When did we sign Clare Balding?

Mrs. F. once caught me doing a Callum Wilson (allegedly), and went full redhead and cut all my clothes up. Anyway, that was a few years ago and we’ve patched things up since.

Again, not even remotely bad. Even the handbag is quite fetching

@wykikitoonPoint on the picture where the bad man hurt you.

Is ripped a brand name, or do you mean an actual rip? ‘cos I can’t see one like

That’s not half as bad as I was expecting tbh. It’s basically my boarding kit from the 1990s

Anymore to this, or are we just to take your word for it?

All throughout my childhood I was taught the alphabet only has 25 letters. I don’t know why.

This is like a passage from American Psycho, but in Newcastle.

Nah, this was in Greig’s.

Bloke walks in to a Glasgow bakers and says, ” Is that a cream bun or a meringue?” Baker says, ” No, you’re right, it’s a cream bun “ Wahey!

Nah, too quick. I hope he lives to 100 after losing every penny and friend.

Looks like a bad week for ex-leader, blonde-haired, bumbling cunts, eh?

Has he quoted a Classical Greek writer too?

No chance. Woy will play a high dozee-do and make frequent use of yee-haw set pieces.

But then her husband would be free to “think of the children”.

They wanted to stay true to the real matchday experience.

Why would a mackem be in a library?