Monkeys Fist

Inherently moral and classy… Sunderland footballer Jack Diamond denies sexual assault https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-tyne-65788356

And, given how the money is weighted to historical participation in it, the sooner the better.

The replies… so many people trying to justify it. ffs.

Whoa!!! The Knight is a bleeding heart, lefty, tree-hugging, seagull… hating, coast dweller??

Wor Lee definitely has the Knight Ryder theme playing when has a self-love session after a night in the Scrogg.

It may have been on here, or somewhere else, but I saw a list of transfers that were adjusted to today’s values, and Shearer’s was way out in front at £222 million. I absolutely expect that we’ll break our own record at some point in the near future.

Does that not tear your foreskin a bit?

This should be the thread subtitle

Fyp

If he was a car, he’d be this.

I’m happy to have a crack at the picture round.

I’ve tried pronouncing “Dominik” all week, just can’t get it.

Interests- Choking on oranges, pegging, Narnia.

County Durham doesn’t speak to the likes of plebs like Tyne and Wear.

One man chose a pint of well-established but bland Theakstons Bitter, knowing it’d take ages to get pissed on it, in the company of fellow dullards. The other chose to get lashed on mad cocktails in a newly opened bar, where he’d either get thrown out after happy hour or go home with two filthy slapppers.

Forgive me for not rushing to my Ethernet cable supplier and buying a stack, but didn’t you think this bloke… … and his pig( and country)-fucking mate were the best thing since duck pizza? Please refrain from posting in here until next month when you’ve got a new hobby.

As a kid I was always puzzled by that hymn as I didn’t know what a Dance Settee was, nor why JC would be Lord of it.