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Monkeys Fist

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  1. Does that mean we get the £200,000 back then?
  2. I don’t know if you’re lying or telling the truth. I’ll follow my team and say “ Truth!”
  3. Riyadh Rovers rolls off the tongue quite nicely, if you ask me like.
  4. I heard he fidgets constantly and eats loudly with his mouth open. No Thank You.
  5. Because he can’t conceive the idea he’s actually wrong, so this is all just a matter of ticking some boxes. I think he might be in for a shock.
  6. Ooh, Harriet coming in with the kick to the Dumbartons just now.
  7. Bernard Jenkins having his turn at eviscerating the floundering skin bag.
  8. It’s a bit of mouthful though. Needs a snappy abbreviation, like NPxGAT.
  9. Just be robust and we’ll get bored…
  10. Mackem store. Two things tell me this- the registration is one
  11. Fucking amateur was Frederick. Never shit in your bed, and never, ever, involve the Mrs.
  12. I will not have you ruffians impugning my reputation like this. I’ve already established that I now shit in the brass’ mouth then wrap her up, saving a bag and doing my bit for the planet.
  13. That’s getting dangerously close to leaving no room for your mascara and lippy.
  14. But how do you wear it? Actually over the shoulder or does it go over the head in what Mrs. F. calls “the titty splitter”?
  15. What’s the xJ of his ‘Gram account?
  16. Ffs Fish can we try and keep threads on topic? This has fuck all to say about jumpers or handbags.
  17. I know - the fucking state of the shrubbery in the background would send Deano in to a spiral of unmade charity payments.
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