Monkeys Fist

Didn’t know your lass was German

Pelanty?

Got asked to work today, expecting it to be driving. Nope- full warehouse stock-take. Since I can’t drive a forklift, didn’t have a scanner, and all the driving was covered, I was sent out to pick up the mid morning bacon butties order, but otherwise was like a spare dick at an orgy. All on double-time So, picked up this at Aldi on the way home along with burger makings for tea tonight. Its not a patch on a proper Belgian Trippel, but at £3:49 a 750ml bottle (6%), it’s perfectly neckable and not too bad at all. ( Obviously, I got more than one- double time, double ale ).

I haven’t got over Hughie Gallagher going to Chelsea.

Does this count as a Gran Slam?

That was a fucking outstanding game mind. Shearer was rent-free in Keane’s head.

I’d already had 50 bags of compost slide off their pallet on Stepney Bank by this point. I was firmly in “ Meh, fuck it “ mode.

This 700+kg pallet of Chinese comestibles. LIP What a fucking day

He’s suggesting you prepare a crustacean to be cooked over an open fire, love.

He’s the hero Team Sausage deserves , but not the one it needs right now …

Constantly dribbling though.

Later that night…

Which suggests this is from Chicken Nonce. Who is never right. Time to worry lads.

Aye. We are their bitch now. Top job, right-wing cunts, top job.

No idea what you mean.

Sunlin! FTM

My curiosity got the better of me- looked them up. They had a fairly recent resurgence of fame unconnected to their musical past.

The other lasses must be managing their own branches of Maccy Ds by now? The lad had a documentary made about him, The Boy Whose Skin Fell Off.

Vorderman was quite the looker back when she was the food critic for Razzle.

It’s what happens when your granny is your aunty for multiple generations.

( it’s got nowt to do with the fact the shortest road route to sunderland from Newcastle is over 14 miles either, bit more than a half marathon)