Monkeys Fist
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Schapps is one of those weird cunts that, depending on what angle you’re looking from, looks like three different people in the same skin.
He’s being allowed way too much waffle time here too like- gtf you loser
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Duncan Smith, the turd that won’t flush
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Schapps about to get publicly fucked.
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Kinnock talking about his mother in law
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BBC cutting off the Deputy PM to see the back of Farage’s head.
ffs
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1 minute ago, Gemmill said:
I bought way too much food BTW.
Pork pie has gone though. And some crisps and olives.
Can we have a look at your fridge door seals please?
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Morning girls.
What’ve I missed so far?
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27 minutes ago, Meenzer said:
This bloke binged out on Cornish Pasties before writing this, so
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Oyster.
That’s it.
I’m running on vapours here
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1 hour ago, Gemmill said:
Craig: Basingstoke
Andrew: Burnley
HMHM:
strawb: Gorton and Denton
Gloom: Dulwich and West Norwood
Rayvin: Dumfriesshire, Clydesdale and Tweeddale
PaddockLad: Poole
NJS: Chelmsford
Meenzer: North West Cambridgeshire
Me, Alex and Toonpack: Cramlington and Killingworth
Sonatine: City of Durham
Holden: East Worthing and Shoreham
KCG: East Kilbride and Strathaven
Renton and The Ayatollah: Tynemouth
wykiki: Leeds North East
brokendoll: Monmouth
Billy Whitehurst: Chelsea and Fulham
spongebob: Hove and Portslade
Dazzler: Newcastle Central and West
The Fish: Cheadle
Newcastle North here.
Red I’d expect
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Just now, Alex said:
Who?
RONNIE FUCKING PICKERING!
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58 minutes ago, Renton said:
Sounds like that pub in the Chatsworth estate in Shameless.
What happens to a nice estate pub when that pub becomes a sink estate I guess. Much like the Seine Boat in Meadowell (aka Flying Barstool).
Towards the end, The Viking didn’t sell draught beers, just cans that the landlord bought from the cash and carry.
He hadn’t paid the brewery in a while
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1 hour ago, Alex said:
Gemmill in the barbers there as well
Wasn’t that Ronnie Pickering in the red motor?
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2 minutes ago, PaddockLad said:
Or maybe a swift one to his Big Balls? 😃Baby, Don’t Go there
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7 minutes ago, Gemmill said:
Aye, the new estate in Hazelrigg is calling itself North Gosforth something or other.
That's an absolute pisstake, but it's a good 3 mile closer to Gosforth than Seaton Burn is.
When I was taxiing someone gave their address as Low Gosforth.
It was behind where the Viking used to be on Longbenton Estate
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8 minutes ago, PaddockLad said:
STILL THE UNDISPUTED HEAVYWEIGHT BASTARD BOOGIE BOYS OF THE WOOOOOORRLD!!! 😎
I’d start an AC/DC song title pun war with Gemmill, but he’d just end up getting Kicked in the teeth.
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6 minutes ago, Gemmill said:
What's a mushroom's favourite fastening?
Button
What's a mushroom's favourite belle?
Portobello
What's a mushroom's favourite horse colour?
Chestnut
This is my lowest moment on here.
There’s something off with the formatting here.
Spotted it straight away because amanita poster than you.
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7 minutes ago, PaddockLad said:
Was in London at AC/DC last night Got in at 3. Today is comfort eating day ☺️For Those About to Parp, We Salute You.
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What’s a mushroom’s favourite mobile phone?
eNokia.
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40 minutes ago, Gemmill said:
Someone’s button has been pressed.
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10 minutes ago, Gemmill said:
KCG getting genuinely concerned here. A lot hanging on this response
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7 minutes ago, Sonatine said:
Thank you.
No idea why mine didn’t post?
I blame the Tories.
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33 minutes ago, t00nraider2 said:
Selling brown ale in this Sunderland pub must have been the last straw.
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Politics
in General Chat
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I liked the graphic they used there mind- Tories getting Red Wedged