Monkeys Fist

Schapps is one of those weird cunts that, depending on what angle you’re looking from, looks like three different people in the same skin. He’s being allowed way too much waffle time here too like- gtf you loser

Duncan Smith, the turd that won’t flush

Schapps about to get publicly fucked.

Kinnock talking about his mother in law

BBC cutting off the Deputy PM to see the back of Farage’s head. ffs

Can we have a look at your fridge door seals please?

Morning girls. What’ve I missed so far?

This bloke binged out on Cornish Pasties before writing this, so

Oyster. That’s it. I’m running on vapours here

Newcastle North here. Red I’d expect

RONNIE FUCKING PICKERING!

Towards the end, The Viking didn’t sell draught beers, just cans that the landlord bought from the cash and carry. He hadn’t paid the brewery in a while

Wasn’t that Ronnie Pickering in the red motor?

Baby, Don’t Go there

When I was taxiing someone gave their address as Low Gosforth. It was behind where the Viking used to be on Longbenton Estate

I’d start an AC/DC song title pun war with Gemmill, but he’d just end up getting Kicked in the teeth.

There’s something off with the formatting here. Spotted it straight away because amanita poster than you.

For Those About to Parp, We Salute You.

What’s a mushroom’s favourite mobile phone? eNokia.

Someone’s button has been pressed.

Thank you. No idea why mine didn’t post? I blame the Tories.

Why the fuck won’t twitter links work?

If it’s any consolation, you saw the better band